User talk:YouReadMyMind

Welcome!

The right and honourable Lollipop has welcomed you, the n00b.

Oh hey, YouReadMyMind! I didn't see you there! Sorry, I was too busy making articles unlike you. Anywho, welcome to Uncyclopedia. We hope you have a good time here. In soviet russia, good time here have you!

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As I say, let the licking begin!  --(talk) 23:44, 13 April 2011

Saskatchewan

Welcome! Your contribution is a different form of humor from the rest of the article. What if we break it out into a separate article, Saskatchewan Civil War? 11:45 14-Apr-11 PS--I've now done so. Spıke ¬ 14:07 22-Apr-11

Since you evidently didn't have any objections, the break was implemented, and the resulting new article seemed to merit an {{ICU}}. Please, work on it further so as to improve it, lest your work be lost. 1234 ~ 23:52, 22 April 2011

Your article

I have moved it here as the construction tag you placed on it had expired. If you have any questions about this then feel free to ask on my talk page. --ChiefjusticeWii 14:08, May 13, 2011 (UTC)

UnNews:Libyans fire rockets at Canadian warship; Canadians destroy town

Thanks for your UnNews contribution. I changed its title to abide by our naming conventions, made some alterations to fix the grammar and punctuation of the piece, and make a couple of changes to the story to hopefully iron out some discrepancies, including taking out a non-sequitur. Take a look at it and let me know if you think what I did doesn't work out in the story. ~  Talk 04:45, 4 June 2011 (UTC)

Made another grammatical change to your piece after your recent edits. Also, is this Jennifer Stadnyk character a man or a woman? It's got a female first name but is referred to as "him." I didn't change it as I didn't know if this was an accident or a deliberate joke. ~  Talk 19:00, 4 June 2011 (UTC)