User talk:The Thinker/CMJ

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THE INTERNET: SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  critchat) 21:45 Jun 11, 2008

I always thought of THINKER more like a hamster-powered weather-vain of satire. Shows what I know. - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 21:48, Jun 11
...or at least make them funnier. See, I leave a window for those jokes done well or placed properly in an article.
And don't you start with me Thumpy; like I said in my response to Mr. N about my voting habits: it's yo thang, do whatcha wanna do. I do take the humor a bit more serious than the rest of the site; so be it. I will be that mighty weather vain atop Mt. Uncyc, valiantly standing up for quality, justice, and the American gay. Way. I meant to say way, not gay. --THINKER 22:04, 11 June 2008 (UTC)
Your hamsters'll be so fast mother nature'll be like SLOW DOWN and you'll be like FUCK YOU! and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS. Now, let's see who gets that reference... - Don Leddy the Crunch Fedora.JPG (Nyah, see, nyah!) 22:08, Jun 11
Give shocklate to your hamsters, and they'll be good at SPORTS. Make your hamsters run ABNORMALLY FAST. They'll run as fast as KENYANS. People will watch them running and think they're KENYANS. They'll race as fast as KANYANS against actual KENYANS and then there'll be a tie and they'll get deported back to KENYAAAAA. Spang talk 17:36, 14 Jun 2008
Faptastic --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 10:58, 18 June 2008 (UTC)