User talk:Osamabinladin

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Your articles

Sorry for the inconvenience, but I moved your articles to your userspace because they're too short and random to be proper articles. Please stop creating incredibly nonsensical and short pages, because that's perfect QVFD material. If you want to start an article, I suggest put more thought into it if you don't want them to get deleted, as well as read HTBFANJS. I hope you understand, and have fun editing. DaniPine3 (talk) 11:00, 31 October 2024 (UTC)

@Osamabinladin: I seriously need you to stop creating these articles. They're, to put it bluntly, low-effort garbage, and you've created way too many of them by this point. 23:53, 24 January 2025 (UTC)

Osamabinladin, if what you like is writing nonsense, perhaps illogicopedia is a better fit for you... 🎄🎄🎄DaniPine3 (talk)🎄🎄🎄 23:57, 24 January 2025 (UTC)

User:Sonje

I feel it's pretty unnecessary to gift a cookie to a user that haven't been editing here for a long time and show no signs of returning, plus considering how long that userpage hasn't been editing what you're doing feels like going to a museum and paint on the relics. If you'd like to gift a cookie to some user, at least give it to someone who's still editing on the site... DaniPine3 (talk) 11:25, 11 December 2024 (UTC)

Oh Dear...

Beware! The evil eye is upon thee!

Hello, Osamabinladin, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your contributions - not to put too fine a point on it - have been crap. Basically, we think you're a spammer/vandal/10-year-old. But don't despair! We have ways to make you talk.. ahem. I mean, there are ways to get you out of this mess.

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On another note, you might want to check out Illogicopedia, they have short pages, nonsense pages, gibberish pages, I think you'd be into it. WPBS (ping for response) (talk) 17:14, 2 January 2025 (UTC)