User talk:Mr Saturn
--Mr Saturn (talk) 01:00, 4 February 2026 (UTC)mr saturn == Oh Dear... ==
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TURB0-SUNRISE
00:42, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
god bless you, Mr Turb0, i hope you have a wonderful time! thank you so much! i will never forget this! XOXOXO Mr saturnMr Saturn (talk) 01:05, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
im sorry okay? i forgot to edit a couple things in edit mode and now ya angry...im dearly sorry if my actions have sisrupted you, i was trying to correct a image on my mr saturn page and i kept messing it up, i will remember to be more careful next time XOXOX i am sorry admins. <3 mr saturnMr Saturn (talk) 00:59, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
- you're more polite than most other recievers of the "oh dear", i respect that --Dame Fish on skates
CUN 01:01, 4 February 2026 (UTC)
thank you,[edit source]
thank you for letting me apologize, i hope to do better in the future. XOXOXOXOX – Preceding unsigned comment added by Mr Saturn (talk • contribs)