User talk:Mr Saturn

--Mr Saturn (talk) 01:00, 4 February 2026 (UTC)mr saturn == Oh Dear... ==

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god bless you, Mr Turb0, i hope you have a wonderful time! thank you so much! i will never forget this! XOXOXO Mr saturnMr Saturn (talk) 01:05, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

im sorry okay? i forgot to edit a couple things in edit mode and now ya angry...im dearly sorry if my actions have sisrupted you, i was trying to correct a image on my mr saturn page and i kept messing it up, i will remember to be more careful next time XOXOX i am sorry admins. <3 mr saturnMr Saturn (talk) 00:59, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

you're more polite than most other recievers of the "oh dear", i respect that --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:01, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

thank you,

thank you for letting me apologize, i hope to do better in the future. XOXOXOXOX – Preceding unsigned comment added by Mr Saturn (talk • contribs)

you're welcome. don't forget to sign your comments with four tildes --Dame Fish on skates CUN 01:37, 4 February 2026 (UTC)

Sandbox!

Hi hi hi @Mr Saturn:! Just wanted to pop by and remind you that the admins here at Uncyclopedia, (the meanies), like to send all short or incoherent articles to the shadow realm via ICU (see the ICU tag they slapped on you last article). Repeated ICU violations can get you on the theoretical 'naughty list', whatever that is. I'd HIGHLY, highly, highly recommend copying the whole article over to your personal sandbox page where you can work on it in peace for as long as you want with no fear of it being removed or messed with by anyone else. IN GENERAL, it's best to start ALL your articles in your sandbox, just so they don't get flagged immediately. (Your personal sandbox page is at: User:Mr Saturn/sandbox) NOTE, you'll need to 'create' that page as it doesn't exist yet. For example, here's my personal sandbox that's currently being vandalized by a lunatic: User:MK/sandbox. If placed there while you work, you won't lose anything if they do carry out their ethnic cleanse against your articles. To protect your projects from the wrath of the admins, at least get them backed up in your sandbox!!!!!! Then you can deploy the articles by copying or moving them to main space when you know for certain they're finished! :3
Cheers,
MK^yap!_{Fðllðw Ðåmågê †råïl} 13:57, 5 February 2026 (UTC)

thanks for telling me about that :D

--Mr Saturn (talk) 00:03, 6 February 2026 (UTC)Mr saturn

you're welcome. by the way, you don't need to start a new topic when you reply to an editor. and you don't need to put your name after you sign because the signature already has your name --Dame Fish on skates CUN 00:04, 6 February 2026 (UTC)

Sign your posts

Remember to sign your messages with ~~~~ Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 00:00, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

I know, (: – Preceding unsigned comment added by Mr Saturn (talk • contribs)

Mr. Saturn

I'm a bit stuck on what to write. You got any ideas? Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 16:31, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

Hey! Mr saturn Here! Maybe you can add their favriote foods or something idk --Mr saturn (talk) 16:34, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

changing your name

So, if you really want to change your username, you can always ask a bureaucrat (most likely Alula or MrX to change your name. 17:01, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

Thanks! --Mr saturn (talk) 17:07, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

Maybe we can list Mr saturn's favriote foods?

@Soviet☭

Hey dude maybe we can add some favriote foods or somethin idk

--Mr saturn (talk) 17:24, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

@Mr Saturn: the way to ping people is with Template:Ping, like this @Soviet: --Dame Fish on skates CUN 17:26, 7 February 2026 (UTC)

Thank you once again!, fish on skates! – Preceding unsigned comment added by Mr Saturn (talk • contribs)

We need to fix up the intro and biology section. Soviet☭ (Ask for free votes) 18:14, 7 February 2026 (UTC)\\

damn your right

Im going to make a article about cats and spoons

yup --Mr saturn (talk) 21:25, 8 February 2026 (UTC)

Im going to make a article about cats and spoons

yup --Mr saturn (talk) 21:25, 8 February 2026 (UTC)

Blocked for talk page assholery

You have been blocked from editing for a period of 1 day for refusing to sign your talk page messages and changing other people's talk page messages. If you think there are good reasons for being unblocked, please write them down on a pineapple and shove it right up your ass. Once the block has expired, you are welcome to make useful contributions, but it is highly recommended that you stop refusing to sign your talk page messages and changing other people's talk page messages. Thaaanks! --MrX blow me 17:46, 15 February 2026 (UTC)