User talk:MaxMangel

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On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Reverend Zim_ulator says: "There are coffee cup stains on this copy, damnit! Now that's good UnJournalism."

Welcome to UnNews, MaxMangel, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide.

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Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?

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This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:51, 8 April 2007 (UTC)

VFD procedure

You wrote the Al Gore UnNews article, right? If that was the case, then you could have posted it on QVFD with the reason "user request." If it wasn't, though, you should have tagged it with {{ICU}}--it's a fairly new article. And one more thing--don't increase the number of active articles on VFD to over 15. A more inconsiderate admin will probably ban you if you do; I'm giving you a break because you're new to this. Hope you enjoy editing here. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 08:29, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

No, I didn't write it - that is a fairly weird assumption, seeing as I am trying to get it deleted. It was started by the same guy who has started other really crappy attack articles that aren't funny at all. And like the others, they get edited by other people to make them semi-presentable and harder to delete. An admin needs to get on that guys case, because he is contaminating Unnews with articles that suck like the proverbial black hole.

As for the ICU tag, to say the article 'needs work' is like saying a rotting zombie 'needs tarting up' before entering the Miss Universe competition. The article should be deleted, but I guess I don't have that power. Check out the pee reviews, they are no less critical. MaxMangel 15:18, 15 May 2007 (UTC)

If there's somthing you want huffed, but there is too much stuff on the VFD, you can just add it to User:Strange but untrue/Poopsmith's Lounge SbU will add it to VFD when there is enough room, Or since she's a sysop now, she may just huff it. --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS 03:29, 15 August 2007 (UTC)

Userpage

I apologize about adding the vacation template. I'll add it to QVFD immediatly. MadMax 18:10, 28 June 2007 (UTC)

"Vandalism, Facts"

Dont waste your comedic talent on my talk page, wouldnt want to run out. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 11:56, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

I replied to your comment here.--Sir Manforman 12:56, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

dude, Rangeley is a SYSOP. You go smashy smashy now. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 06:04, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

If you didnt notice, Mangel, I originally wrote the article and have pretty much reverted edits since December 2005. It is not a political rant about the war of mine, its making fun of a leftist/baathist political rant about the war. I recommend you look again at the article. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 14:23, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

On second thought, I have reverted your edit. Please see this for further analysis. They were not attacks. Please refrain from further editing of the page. Thank you.--Sir Manforman 21:23, 12 August 2007 (UTC)

My apoligies. It's just that when I saw you getting into revert-wars with Rangeley, and saw that you haven't been writing that much, I felt you were revert-warring with me as well. And I hope when you come back, we can resolve this, and I'll try to modify the page per your opinions. Cheers. --Sir Manforman 20:51, 13 August 2007 (UTC)

Well, dont worry about it. Its sort of reflecting of the times some peoples real arguments arent much different from parody rants, and the 3 day ban would go to anyone who tried to ban an admin, which is actually what the ban was about. You are definately free to keep improving articles of others, which is not a bannable offense, yet. I feel kind of responsible for you getting banned, but apperantly thats the policy, no doubt to discourage people from targetting sysops for laughs. This is just another occasion where some extra discussion beforehand could have helped all sides. ~Sir Rangeley GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 19:51, 17 August 2007 (UTC)