User talk:Kevin Garnett

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Sorry about that bad block

Hey, sorry that the abuse filter blocked you, and sorry that it took so long for us to notice. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 21:24, 22 August 2022 (UTC)

Hello

Please stop creating new articles without any words in them. Thanks. ~ Kakun · talk 04:41, 14 October 2022 (UTC)

Also, stop introducing the same red links to pages that we don't need to make, stop messing with the dates on Donald Trump to something that is obviously incorrect and that I can't discover any joke in, etc. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 06:27, 14 October 2022 (UTC)

Moves

Hey, please stop making moves like the one you did to LeBron James. Thanks. MrX blow me 16:57, 8 November 2022 (UTC)

I'm glad you're writing an article about Bronny, looks pretty funny so far, but the LeBron James should stay as is, the other page can be called LeBron James Jr. MrX blow me 16:58, 8 November 2022 (UTC)

Also, even more importantly, your user page and user talk page can not be in main space. Please do not move them again. Let me know if you have any questions. Cheers. MrX blow me 17:00, 8 November 2022 (UTC)

Blocked

Alright, I really didn't want to because you've been writing some funny stuff, and you were the victim of a bad block by the abuse filter, but stop moving pages. I've blocked you for a day. You may appeal this block here on your talk page. MrX blow me 17:16, 8 November 2022 (UTC)

Um, hi

Is there something you're not understanding? Please stop doing that. I really don't wanna have to block you again. MrX blow me 18:23, 9 November 2022 (UTC)

User page

If you'd like your user page to say "Kevin Garnett" at the top, type {{DISPLAYTITLE:Kevin Garnett}} anywhere in the page source. Feel free to put whatever else you want there, but as I said, you can't have your user page be a redirect to a main space page. MrX blow me 18:24, 9 November 2022 (UTC)

Seriously cut it out. MrX blow me 19:04, 10 November 2022 (UTC)

November 2022

Hello, I'm Microsoft for POTUS. Although everyone is welcome to contribute, it's important to be mindful of the feelings of your fellow editors, who may be frustrated by certain types of interaction, such as you moving your talk and user page Fucking MrX. While you probably didn't intend any offense, please do remember that we strive to be an inclusive atmosphere. In light of that, it would be greatly appreciated if you could moderate yourself so as not to offend. Thank you. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 20:20, 10 November 2022 (UTC)

Please refrain from making unconstructive edits to Uncyclopedia. Your page moves and redirects appear to be disruptive and have been or will be reverted.

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Please ensure you are familiar with Uncyclopedia's policies and guidelines, and please do not continue to make edits that appear disruptive. Continued disruptive editing may result in loss of editing privileges. Thank you. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 21:14, 10 November 2022 (UTC)

Please stop your disruptive behaviour. It appears you are purposefully harassing another editor. We aim to provide a safe environment for our collaborators, and harassing other users potentially compromises that safe environment. If you continue behaving like this, you may be blocked from editing. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 23:12, 10 November 2022 (UTC)

Blocked again

You can appeal here on your talk page. I'll unblock you if you agree to stop with the annoying page moves and stuff. I don't care about the personal attack pages. MrX blow me 23:31, 10 November 2022 (UTC)

Personal attack pages are not the end of the world for me, but they're definitely annoying. Not really about the page title, but more about how you can't tell what talk/user page you are on, and how he isn't able to communicate outside of moving his user and talk pages to something stupid. Microsoft for POTUS (talk) 00:38, 11 November 2022 (UTC)