User talk:Eiyuu Kou

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Again, welcome! --General Insineratehymn 18:40, 14 June 2007 (UTC)

THANK'D!!

REJOICE!
You have received the
Double-Douser's Award
for exemplary utilization of boiling, scorchingly hot water.

Thank you for helping make
Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?
the most strongly favored article in Uncyclopedia history!

Yeah yeah, vote right right... hows that hot Israeli girl doin??? lol, thanks!! ;) --THINKER 07:09, 22 June 2007 (UTC)

THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU

	The Led Balloon has awarded you a piece of Floridian swampland. They're goin' quick!
	PS: You get this for voting on that UnNews thing I made. Thanks for putting up with my excessive Votewhoring. Stay dry now!

Award!

Rejoice, Eiyuu Kou! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award

For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.

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For reviewing HowTo:Be a Douchebag for me. --Sir Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 20:12, August 9, 2007

Thanks

This user has pleased Gerry Cheevers. Cheev thanks you for your Pee Review, which was both helpful and informative. Also, he compliments you on your breath, which is as fresh as a summer ham.

--Gerrycheevers 17:42, 10 August 2007 (UTC)

Nexus war Uncyclopedian Forces

may I join your esteemed organisation? I'm at level 3 and I'm Specialising in medical stuff. My Character name is Bonner and here is my profile -- (Bonner) (Talk). 10:39, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

Okay I'm in a house (17,29) with 1 Ap so it'll be tomorrow when I come and find you if thats okay? -- (Bonner) (Talk). 20:30, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

Thats fine. --Eiyuu Kou 20:34, 11 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks!

I have made a note of your suggestion from VFH, and will try to avoid blowing myself u--*explodes*

	The Led Balloon thanks you for voting on that UnNews... the one about that guy... Oh, what's his name again?
	Ah well, it's not important. Thanks for voting!

- P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:35, Oct 17