User:Zowayix

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Help end hunger! Eat the poor!

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This user speaks near-native Bulletand can fire low-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.

For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Zowayix also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia.

Parts of this page were originally sporked from User:Abwayax.

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This user is a native speaker of 'Straylyan.

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This user is a native speaker of English.

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This fucker speaks English, but Louder heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

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Thith uther thpeakth Gibberish with a really thexy lithp.

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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

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