User:Zowayix
Teh userbox0rz!!1!!!
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This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species. |
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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference. |
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Help end hunger! Eat the poor! |
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This fucker speaks English, but Louder heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. |
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