User:Zowayix
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This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species. |
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This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Perversity is the spice of life. Help! |
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This user contributes using Mozilla, because it could easily defeat Godzilla. |
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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference. |
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Zowayix's IP is 127.0.0.1. |
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This user has tested positive for crazy on the Myers-Briggs Test, foo. |
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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are. |
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Help end hunger! Eat the poor! |
| bu-4 | This user speaks near-native Bullet and can fire low-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode. |
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“We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender to Zowayix.”
– Winston Churchill on Zowayix
“We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender to Zowayix.”
– Winston Churchill on Zowayix
“We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender to Zowayix.”
– Winston Churchill on Zowayix
“We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender to Zowayix.”
– Winston Churchill on Zowayix
“We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender to Zowayix.”
– Winston Churchill on Zowayix
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This user is a native speaker of 'Straylyan. |
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This user does not speak Dumbass and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Dumbass speakers. |
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This fucker speaks English, but Louder heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. |
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Igpay Atinlay. |
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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo. |