User:Zowayix
Teh userbox0rz!!1!!!
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This user likes to use userboxes. |
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This user fights against the squirrels and sporks conspiring to enslave the human species. |
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This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Just remember, being dead is no excuse for missing school Help! |
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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. |
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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference. |
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Zowayix's IP is 127.0.0.1. |
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This user has tested positive for crazy on the Myers-Briggs Test, foo. |
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This user prefers to be anonymous. That is, numbskull, they don't want you to know who they are. |
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Help end hunger! Eat the poor! |
| bu-4 | This user speaks near-native Bullet and can fire low-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode. |
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For those obsessed with the so-called experts, Zowayix also has a userpage on the English Wikipedia. |
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This fucker speaks English, but Louder heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. |
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