User:Zowayix
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Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW! |
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RAS | This user has RAS syndrome and therefore is a fan of DVD disks and LAN networks. |
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 | This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! A cat's courage is as strong as a dog's chain. Help! |
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IP | Zowayix's IP is 127.0.0.1. |
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ETP | Help end hunger! Eat the poor! |
| bu-4 | This user speaks near-native Bullet and can fire low-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode. |
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“Oh, Zowayix will kill me one day or another, but he will remember forever that I caught him, that I held him prisoner. So there's my immortality, eh? (laughs)”
– Mommy Fortuna on Zowayix
“Oh, Zowayix will kill me one day or another, but he will remember forever that I caught him, that I held him prisoner. So there's my immortality, eh? (laughs)”
– Mommy Fortuna on Zowayix
“Oh, Zowayix will kill me one day or another, but he will remember forever that I caught him, that I held him prisoner. So there's my immortality, eh? (laughs)”
– Mommy Fortuna on Zowayix
“Oh, Zowayix will kill me one day or another, but he will remember forever that I caught him, that I held him prisoner. So there's my immortality, eh? (laughs)”
– Mommy Fortuna on Zowayix
“Oh, Zowayix will kill me one day or another, but he will remember forever that I caught him, that I held him prisoner. So there's my immortality, eh? (laughs)”
– Mommy Fortuna on Zowayix
“In Soviet Russia, Zowayix freezes YOU!!”
– Russian Reversal on Zowayix
“In Soviet Russia, Zowayix freezes YOU!!”
– Russian Reversal on Zowayix
“In Soviet Russia, Zowayix freezes YOU!!”
– Russian Reversal on Zowayix
“In Soviet Russia, Zowayix freezes YOU!!”
– Russian Reversal on Zowayix
“In Soviet Russia, Zowayix freezes YOU!!”
– Russian Reversal on Zowayix
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au N | This user is a native speaker of 'Straylyan. |
du G | This user does not speak Dumbass and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Dumbass speakers. |
enl P | This fucker speaks English, but Louder heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. |
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