User:Xander/Wiggler (alternate)

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It's me, Wiggler!

Hello, friend! Wiggler is going to tell you about his people, the Wigglers, on Uncyclopedia! Wiggler has so much to tell you!


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What Wiggler Is[edit | edit source]

Wigglers are caterpillar-like creatures that reside in the Mushroom Kingdom, alongside Mario and his friends! We do so much fun stuff together, like sports!

Sports![edit | edit source]

Hooray for evolution!

Wigglers participate in a variety of sports, such as:

Wigglers don't care about winning sports, we focus on having fun!

Wiggler's Interests[edit | edit source]

Wigglers enjoy farming! We have so much fun doing it. Did Wiggler tell you that he loves vegetables? But you better not make fun of me for that or you'll never know what Wiggler would do to you!

Flutters[edit | edit source]

A Flutter

“Wiggler ate till his tummy was full, and now Wiggler grew up into Flutter!”

~ Flutter

Other Notes[edit | edit source]

Wigglers have their own God too, not everyone believes in him. If a Wiggler is caught growing weed or opium, he is given the death sentence!

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If you don't like Wiggler's article about his own people, Wikipedia also has an article about them! Yay!!!!!

Things that may intrest you[edit | edit source]

I'm representing Terraria!

References[edit | edit source]

  1. "Dig, fight, explore, and build!" Wigglers stand for building and exploring.