User:Xander/Wiggler (alternate)
Hello, friend! Wiggler is going to tell you about his people, the Wigglers, on Uncyclopedia! Wiggler has so much to tell you!
What Wiggler Is[edit | edit source]
Wigglers are caterpillar-like creatures that reside in the Mushroom Kingdom, alongside Mario and his friends! We do so much fun stuff together, like sports!
Sports![edit | edit source]
Wigglers participate in a variety of sports, such as:
- Football
- Soccer
- Basketball
- Baseball
- Tennis
- Calvinball
- Kart racing
Wigglers don't care about winning sports, we focus on having fun!
Wiggler's Interests[edit | edit source]
Wigglers enjoy farming! We have so much fun doing it. Did Wiggler tell you that he loves vegetables? But you better not make fun of me for that or you'll never know what Wiggler would do to you!
Flutters[edit | edit source]
“Wiggler ate till his tummy was full, and now Wiggler grew up into Flutter!”
Other Notes[edit | edit source]
Wigglers have their own God too, not everyone believes in him. If a Wiggler is caught growing weed or opium, he is given the death sentence!
Things that may intrest you[edit | edit source]
- Terraria- Wigglers represent it![1]
- Satan
- Sock demon- Wiggler thinks that this article is very funny!
- Blue Toon Link
- I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation
- Cabbage- Here's an article about vegetables!
- Vote2Win.de
- Breaking Shit
- Wiggler Plushies!
- Uncyclopedia is the best
References[edit | edit source]
- ↑ "Dig, fight, explore, and build!" Wigglers stand for building and exploring.