User:Xamralco/WIP

Still in the womb

Priorities (in order of how likely I am to complete them)

• Big Mac
• Masturbation
• POKEMANZ!
• The Rocky Horror Picture Show rewrite
• Zachary Taylor
• Lil Wayne rewrite
• Pseudo-intellectual bullshit

Stuff I've really been meaning to finish

• Strength
• Trimurti
• List of sex positions
• Super Smash Bros.
• Goosebumps (I think I'll wait until the movie comes out to finish this)

Articles I might write/rewrite eventually unless someone else does it

• Evolution
• Bottled water
• Shopping
• Christianity
• Sweeney Todd
• Buddha

Epic Uncyclopedia Projects I hope to accomplish eventually (Not necessarily writing)

• Translating articles from Italian
• Deleting all the bad stuff
• Big Writing Projects
  • Cluedo, Colonel Mustard, Mrs. White, Professor Plum, Miss Scarlett, Mrs. Peacock, and Mr. Green in one huge series of interconnected articles with like a real mystery to solve or some shit
  • An article for each US President that doesn't already have one
  • Complete works of Shakespeare
  • Getting as many vital articles written as possible