User:Xamralco/Evolution

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This article describes a theory, not a fact. For facts, see Creationism.

Evolution is the gradual transformation of one species into a new, more adapt species.

Evolution of Man[edit | edit source]

Stage 1: Little pieces of shit floating in the water[edit | edit source]

Stage 2: Fish[edit | edit source]

Stage 3: Reptiles[edit | edit source]

Stage 4: Little rodent things[edit | edit source]

Stage 5: Monkeys[edit | edit source]

Stage 6: Monkey-people[edit | edit source]

Stage 7: Man[edit | edit source]

Rejected explanations of evolution[edit | edit source]

Lamarckism[edit | edit source]

A demonstration of the Pokémon Hypothesis.

The Pokémon Hypothesis[edit | edit source]

See also[edit | edit source]