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Strength (also known as resilience, vigor, and fortitude) is the state of being strong. It's something you want in all your products, yet most just don't deliver. HeavE DutE™ is an exception.
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Tables[edit | edit source]
Tables. They're where we put heavy stuff, what table dancers stand on, where anvil salesmen place their goods. They support so much weight, yet so many tables collapse under the lightest things. HeavE DutE™ tables are different. At HeavE DutE™, we make sure that all our tables are produced from the strongest irons and metal alloys. Just look at the difference between a HeavE DutE™ table and regular old four-legged food supporter.
As you can see, only HeavE DutE™ can support the extreme weight of a fat Japanese man in a diaper.
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