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A couple shopping. Notice the glee in their faces.

This article is about purchasing consumer goods at appropriate retail outlets. For the the alteration of digital media, see Photoshopping.

Shopping is an activity enjoyed by very few.

Shopping venues

IKEA

PROS: Cheap furniture, five dollar salmon, ability to recreate that scene from (500) Days of Summer.

CONS: You must stumble through a labyrinth of desks, beds, and tables with unpronounceable names while employees force you to consume strange Nordic meatballs.

EVALUATION:

Shopping online

PROS: Easy access to something actually entertaining (i.e. Facebook, YouTube, Minecraft, etc.), No literal shopping cart to push, No pants required.

CONS:

EVALUATION:

Dollar stores

Whether you're looking for generic soda, Moritos® brand tortilla chips, Grade Z beef, or paper forks, dollar stores are sure to deliver. Unlike the less sophisticated 99 cent store, the dollar store sells only quality items, including moderately fresh fruits and vegetables, 93% lead-free paint, and genuine soap. Plus, all products are cheap, affordable, inexpensive, and probably not radioactive. A great choice for those with a smaller budget.