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Episode #69:Poison Rings and Discs[edit | edit source]
(This episode starts at the makeshift camp)
Rene: I have had an affair with Mrs. n00b.
(Nobody gasps, because nobody cares)
Ronalds: Engelsfair, lets talk about that mission behind that rock.
Engelsfair: Ok, COMMIES COMMUNIST COMMUNISM!
Zatoichi: Shut up.
(Engelsfair and Ronalds hide behind a rock)
Priest: It is God's will that...
(Nikita punches Priest, and the scene changes to behind the rock)
Ronalds: The mission is to...sabotage a mysterious Hell Outta Here factory.
Engelsfair: Now that is interestingly Communist.
Flandos: I will take care of Alka'anad. You take care of the rest.
(Camera moves to a scene inside the base. Alka'anad is sitting in a chair watching the group via a security camera.)
Alka'anad: (Evil Laughter) You're just playing into the trap, Mr. Ronalds!
Molly: Well, it is impossible to manufacture Hell Outta Heres. You just ask for one.
(Back to behind the rock)
Engelsfair: Get the Hell Outta Here.
Priest: Hey!
(Engelsfair gets a Hell Outta Here)
Han: No fair!
Adam: Hey, I see...
Dizberg: DONUTS!
(Adam and Dizberg go eat donuts at OuroborosDonuts)
Han: How can you think of donuts right now!
Froggy: Ribbit?
(Froggy goes and eats donuts)
(A BHOP is in the area)
Benson: A BHOP? HERE?
(Benson and Han eat donut-flavoured pancakes)
Ronalds: How strange to have a BHOP right next to some evil base...
Evil Guard #1: Hey, we may be evil, but we need a place to eat, too!
Dizberg: (Full mouth) I never knew evil people had to eat!
Evil Guard #2: Well, we do. How else do you think you can get inside these evil bases so easily? Because we're eating donuts!
(Back in the base)
Alka'anad: My plan is working. Benson, Han, Dizberg, and Adam will be knocked out by the poison in their food, and the rest will be knocked out by knockout gas. I will capture them all.
(Outside, Benson, Dizberg, Adam, and Han are knocked out. Ronalds and Engelsfair have been captured by the guards. There are a few dead guards.)
Froggy: Ribbit...
(Froggy, unaffected by the poison, piles in more and more donuts, until he passes out from a severe case of gluttony)
(Scene changes to a large holding cell. Everyone is tied up to a large bench.)
Emmzed: We have to find a way out of here!
Froggy: Ribbit.
Emmzed: No, we're not going back for more donuts, Froggy. First things first. Adam, do you have a QVFD gun?
Adam: Yes, but I can't pull it out of my undies right now.
Everyone else: EWWWWW!
Froggy: Ribbit.
Emmzed: Don't take that tone with me mister!
Han: Er, Get The Hell Outta Here.
(Han gets the Hell Outta Here)
Adam: No fair, you get a superweapon!
(Han shoots Hell Outta Here at a guard captain, killing him)
(Alka'anad comes to view on a screen.)
Alka'anad: So, I've finally caught you!
Flandos: You fiend!
Alka'anad: My powerful anti-Communism rays will destroy you.
Engelsfair: Hey!
Alka'anad: Also, I'll turn every one of you into a Scot.
(Ronalds grabs a pocket knife from a pocket of the dead guard, and chops the ropes)
Engelsfair: Communism Win...
(Han punches Engelsfair)
Han: Get The Hell Outta Here!
(Han gets another Hell Outta Here, and shoots Alka'anad, who is just knocked out)
Aquarii: And next on 24...
(Aquarii stabs Alka'anad, just barely injuring him)
Alka'anad: I...will...not just let...you get out of...here...alive
(Alka'anad activates the self destruct sequence)
Flandos: Everyone get out of here! I'll keep Alka'anad and his guards at bay! Leave without me!
Han: Okay.
(Everyone escapes but Priest and Flandos. Priest went east, and bumped into the wall.)
Flandos: I was only being dramatic!
(Flandos runs. Cut to exterior view of the base, with everyone but Priest running out of it. Two seconds later, the base explodes. Credits roll)
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