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Episode 164: Muganez Revealed[edit | edit source]

(This episode starts with a plane exploding in mid-air)

Adam: Oh great...

Priest: God, please save us.

Adam: Didn't God kill you?

Priest: I got better.

Guard: Um, guys...We are FREAKING FALLING RIGHT NOW!!! THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO DISCUSS PRIEST'S DEADNESS!

God: I agree with Random Guard.

Han: When did YOU get here!?!

God: Just now.

(The entire group falls on one BIG pillow, with a man with a fin on his back standing beside it)

Adam: That guy over there looks rather fishy...no pun intended.

Man with fin: Hello. My name is Agent MacFinn.

Dizberg: Hello, MacFinn. Praise Ouroboros.

Aquarii: Wait...AGENT MacFinn!?! WHO DO YOU WORK FOR!?! WHERE IS THE BOMB!?!

(The pillow explodes)

Muganez: Who the heck do you think you are?

MacFinn: The one to reveal your true identity...

(MacFinn shocks Muganez, revealing his true self: a clone of Doppelganger)

Muganez: What the <bleep>? Why do I look like Blaning?

MacFinn: Because you're his clone, made by Alka'anad.

Muganez: Yeah right.

(Muganez kills MacFinn with a pistol)

(Everyone stares at Muganez)

Muganez: (Changes back to look like Muganez) What?

Everyone but Muganez: YOU'RE A CLONE OF BLANING.

Muganez: So?

Adam: Blaning, or as we call him now, Doppelganger, is our arch-nemesis.

Muganez: Well, I'm nothing like him.

Priest: Or are you?....

Muganez: So I'm a Blaning clone. I'm still good, and I have my own pun and character section.

Adam: Okay. You can stay with us.

Muganez: Okay.

Priest: Let's go wage WWIII now.

Adam: Oh right, the one started by mind-controlled me?

Dizberg: Yeah, that one.

(A CLIPPER suddenly sails in)

Rene: I'm back...TO ANNEX THIS PLACE FOR THE FRENCH MONARCHY!

Adam: No. Who writes this stuff anyway!?!

Uncyclopedian and Meganew: Us.

Adam: Well, then...WRITE BETTER, DAMMIT!!!

Uncyclopedian: Look! OuroborosDonuts!

(Adam and Dizberg buy donuts)

(Everyone leaves)

(MacFinn stands up)

MacFinn: NOBODY DIES IN TYATU ANYMORE! KA HA HA!!!

(Credits Roll)

Join the Fight!!!

Episodes:

Season One:

ABOUT - 55 - 56 - 57 - 58 - 59 - 60 - 61 - 62 - 63 - 64 - 65 - 66 - 67 - 69 - 70 - 71 - 72 - 73 - 75 - 76 - 77 - 78 - 79 - 80 - 81 - 82 - 83 - 84 - 85 - 86 - 87 - 88 - 89 - 90 - 91 - 95 - 97 - 100 - 102 - 104 - 105 - 106 - 107 - 108 - 109 - 110 - 111 - 112 - Season Finale

Season Two:

114 - 115 - 116 - 117 - 118 - 119 - 120 - 121 - 122 - 123 - 124 - 125 - 126 - 127 - 128 - 129 - 131 - 137 - Season Finale

Season Three:

149 - 150 - 155 - 162 - 163 - 164 - 165 - 166 - 167 - 168 - 169 - 170 - 171 - 172 - 173 - 174 - 175 - 176 - 177 - 178 - 179 - Season Finale

Season Four:

181 -

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