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Episode #117: Uncyclolab 2021[edit | edit source]

(Episode 117 starts in the Atlantic ocean)

Adam: Ooh look, a seaplane!!!

(Everybody gets on the seaplane. They crash it into a Grue Army base)

Adam: Ooh look, a plane!!!

(Everyone gets on the plane, they crash it in a field)

Adam: Ooh look, a plane!!!

(Everybody gets on the plane, they crash it outside a BHOP)

Adam: Ooh look, OuroborosDonuts in that BHOP!!!

(Adam and Dizberg eat donuts. Benson eats pancakes)

Adam: Ooh look, a plane!!!

(In Nova Lulzspect...)

Argon: Heh heh heh... Keira should have killed off the Grue Army by now...

(Grue Army soldiers place Nova Lulzspect under siege.)

Argon: Oh crap.

Treat lightly, brother, for this is hallowed ground.

(And in the plane. The group has obviously already crashed it... into New York City)

Civillians: TERRORISTS!!!!!!

Adam: Ooh look! A plane!

Capercorni: Tread lightly, brother, for this is hallowed ground.

Adam: What?

Capercorni: HA HA!

(Capercorni shoots the airplane's gas tank with his shotgun. The aircraft explodes)

Capercorni: People say I'm crazy but I'm only doing the work of God!

Adam: Ooh look, a plane!!!

(The group crashes the plane outside a BHOP)

Adam: A plane...

Everyone else: NO!!!

Han: Lets eat!

Adam: I see an OuroborosDonuts stand in there.

(The group eats in the BHOP, Benson FIRES THE MANAGER)

Benson: NO DONUTS! JUST PANCAKES!

Borgat: Good string donuts.

Benson: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! DONUTS IN BHOPS AGAIN!?! BENSON SAYS NO MORE DONUTS IN BHOPS!!!

(500 OuroborosDonuts stands appear in the BHOP)

Benson: MY PANCAKES SHOULD NOT TASTE LIKE DONUTS!!! MY PANCAKES DO, THOUGH!!! I DEMAND A REFUND!!!

Cook: But sir, you get your food free here anyway. You are the boss.

Benson: WHATEVER. YOU ARE FIRED!

(Everyone is actually doing something fun for a change, playing assorted games.)

Adam: Natural 20...and a hit...CRITICAL HIT!!! YEAH!!!

Han: Be quiet, I am trying to play Stratego here!!

BE QUIET!!!

Benson: I LIKE THIS GAME I CAME UP WITH!!! IT INVOLVES WINNING BY YELLING THE LOUDEST!!!

Everyone else: BE QUIET!!!

(Trousers is playing poker at one of the tables with BB)

Trousers: Royal Flush! I win!

Big Brother: (Showing hand) Five Aces! You lose again Trousers. Now hand me over your Trousers string.

Trousers: You cheated. There are only 4 aces in a deck.

Adam: Ok, Arvandos got an initiative of 1.

Indy: Initiative of 14 for John.

Adam: Well, Indy, you go first.

Han: COULD YOU TWO PLEASE BE QUIET, OR GO TO A DIFFERENT TABLE!?!

Indy: Well, where do you expect us to sit? With Capercorni? (Gunshot heard) I mean look at him he just blew his pancake off his plate with a shotgun. With Supwealuhop? He's doing lines of curry powder! I'm not going to sit with Big Brother and Trousers, Zatoichi is meditating with Sensei, Shandion is playing board games with his dog, and Shamus is choking Nikita for a quarter!

(Benson kicks Capercorni out of the BHOP)

Adam: There's a table of contents in this book.

Indy: CONTENTS!

Adam: Lets see...there is an empty table over there.

(Adam and Indy go to the empty table with all of Adam's D&D stuff, Adam's dice, and Indy's character sheet)

Adam: What do you do?

Indy: I attack the nearest goblin with my axe.

Adam: Roll to hit.

Indy: <rolls a d20> 19.

Adam: Hit. Roll for damage.

Indy: <rolls> 6!!!

Adam: And that kills the goblin. Another goblin gives you a table of contents.

Indy: CONTENTS!!!

Han: BE QUIETER!!!

Adam: The table of contents distracts your character, and...<rolls a few dice>...my character gets beaten up. My character <rolls dice> kills a goblin.

(Suddenly, a window is shot by Capercorni)

Capercorni: Crash, glass, crash!!! (Mad laughing)

Big Brother: George!

George: Yes, BB?

Big Brother: Take that man outside shotwise, so BB can win against Trousers.

George: Yes!

(A firefight between George inside the restaurant and Capercorni breaks out, Capercorni runs away, the group gets their stuff and gets a plane, and Trousers gets on the plane as well)

C: Please tell me we will not crash this.

Trousers: STRING!!!

(Trousers starts the plane. It actually flies well to get to the Worst Ever Hospital.)

Everyone: YAY!!!

(A car crashes into the plane.)

Han: CURSE YOU TERRIBLE TELEVISION CLICHE!

Hinoa: Curse you terrible television cliché of yelling.

Han: That was uncalled for.

Hinoa: I think you're confusing me with somebody that gives a crap. You're not the first one. My father made the same mistake on his death bed.

Aquarii: It's what happens when you play Strategema 10 days straight...

Hinoa: Am I the only person here that has a life?

Dizberg: Hmm...

Nikita: Probably.

Han: No, we have lives! I'll show you we have lives! We're going to travel to Africa!

Hinoa: If you last for more than two seconds there, Tiff, then I might give you a care bear to hug as well.

(The group travels to Africa. On their aircraft Aquarii cries next to Kiera, reversing the EDian mind control, though some of the other things that had happened to her still need to be addressed. They find themselves in a bar. Connery is in one of the chairs, spectacles on reading a paper and wearing African Big Game hunting clothes. A group of men come in in Trenchcoats. One of them puts down a suitcase with a strange timer on it. One of the men asks the bartender something.)

Man #1: Can you point me in the direction of a Mr. Han Soson?

Bartender: (Pointing) He's right there, sir.

Say hello to our little friends!

(The man walks up to Han)

Man #1: Are you Mr. Han Soson?

Han: Yes.

Man #1: Well, we have a message for you from Dr. Strangeherr.

Han: What is it?

(The man pulls out a gun. And shoots Han in the liver. He slouches in his chair. The other men pull out automatic machine guns and start shooting innocent bystanders. Connery folds his paper and does a roll towards the bartender.)

Connery: Bruce! Get me Matilda!

(Bruce throws a woman in the bar to him.)

Connery: God damnit Bruce! Not her! The gun, dammit!

(The bartender throws an Elephant Gun to him. Connery and the men start to go into a shootout, with Connery behind a table. Credits roll as Connery jumps out from behind the table and smashes one of the men into a glass table.)

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