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Episode 168: The Edlons[edit | edit source]
(Scene begins with Dr. Aquarii walking towards Keira)
Dr. Aquarii: Keira?
Keira II: Yes? Oh! Dr. Aquarii! It's so good to see you again!
Dr. Aquarii: How are you still alive?
Keira II: I'm an Edlon. It's not like they can't download me into a new body, thereby giving me immortality?
Muganez: Excuse me. Did you say you are an Edlon?
Dr. Aquarii: No. Uh, no she didn't.
Priest: EDLON!?! I SMITE THEE IN THE HOLY NAME OF GOD KNOWN HOLILY AS THE HOLY LORD!!! (Smites Keira II WITH HOLY MIGHT!)
Dr. Aquarii: THAT WAS MY GIRLFRIEND!!!
(Dr. Aquarii kills Priest with a gun)
(Scene switches to Edlon ship. Priest is downloaded into a new body)
Gates: Hello there, Priest.
Priest: Who are you?
Gates: I'm an Edlon, and the leader of this ships. Model number 1, Specifics code PR0N. And you are...
(Priest kills Gates with a sharp piece of metal)
Gates: (Downloads to new body) And you are Model number 2, Specifics code 1337.
Priest: And how do you know this?
Priest II: (Appears) Because of me...
Priest: (Gasps) WTF!? I SMITE THEE WITH HOLY WRATH!
(Priest kills Priest II)
Priest: Oh look! A HOLY plane!
Gates II: Where? (Turns around)
(Priest kills Gates II, then flies away in the Edlon Banner he discovered)
Priest: I am not an Edlon, I am not an Edlon, I am not an Edlon...
Priest III: (Appears) Of course you aren't...
Priest: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
(Priest lands the Banner in the Uncyclopedia's hangar. Marines come to check it out, but do not see Priest III. Priest is taken to the Captain's office)
Captain Adam: Hello...Priest...
Priest: Why are there UNHOLY pauses between your words!?!
Cpt. Adam: Because...thoughtcrime does not entail death. Thoughtcrime IS death!
Priest: ...This is a parody of Battlestar Galactica, not 1984.
Cpt. Adam: The difference is?
Priest: One involves horny robots chasing humanity, and the other involves a dystopian society with Big Brother.
Cpt. Adam: That's JUST WHAT THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH AND THE EDLONS WANT YOU TO BELIEVE!!!
(Dr. Trousers enters the office)
Trousers: Adam, stop being an idio...OOH STRING!!!!
(Scene switches to Muganez on a training exercise)
Muganez: (Perks up) Hey! I just got a new idea how to capture enemy planes!
Lt. Keira (Keira II): How?
Muganez: Just by saying "Oh look! A plane!"
Engelsfair: That's cheap... Oh look! A MiG!
(Engelsfair gets into a MiG that appeared, and flies out of the hangar)
Engelsfair: Oh look! A COMMUNIST THING!
(Random Guard looks at the communist thing)
Guard: Yes. A freaking SOVIET MISSILE HEADING TOWARDS OUR FREAKING PLANE!!!
Engelsfair: But it's a Soviet missile! It can't hurt a communist!
Guard: True. However, A CRASHING PLANE KIND OF HURTS, YOU KNOW.
Engelsfair: Just cushion the fall with Garm.
Shandion: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT GARM!!!
(Engelsfair cushions the fall with Garm)
(Garm lives)
Guard: That...can't...be...right...
Meganew: Of course it is. We're stopping the "Garm is TYATU's Kenny" pun.
Shandion: Really?
Meganew: Nah. We're just using it less.
Uncyclopedian: It's not a PUN, Meganew, it is an IN-JOKE.
Meganew: Darn it.
Director: Back to the episode guys...
Meganew: Shut up.
(Meganew kills the director)
Uncyclopedian: Meganew, we already killed directors by the ton. Where do we get them, anyway?
Engelsfair: From COMMIELAND!!!
Uncyclopedian: No.
Meganew: Heck no.
Han: Shut up, Engelsfair!!!
(Han throws Engelsfair out of an airlock)
Ronalds: COMMUNISM IS STILL BETTER!!!
Muganez: Look! OuroborosDonuts!
(An OuroborosDonuts stand is seen floating in space)
Cpt. Adam: Mine!!!
(Adam takes the OuroborosDonuts stand all for himself)
Muganez: You fiend!!!
Von Dizburg: (Appears) MINE!!!
(A battle ensues over the OuroborosDonuts stand)
(Credits roll)
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