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Episode 171: WUZN'T ME[edit | edit source]
(This episode starts where the last left off)
Chronarion: The traitor is...not Engelsfair.
Engelsfair: Whew.
Chronarion: It is not Adam.
Adam: Good, then...IT WAS MACFINN!!!
Chronarion: Let me speak...
Adam: MACFINN DID IT!! WUZN'T ME!!! HA HA!!! MACFINN MACFINN M. A C. FIN. N.
Chronarion: Shut up, Adam.
MacFinn: WUZN'T ME.
Chronarion: Shut up, guys, or I'll ban you for life.
Adam and MacFinn: (Whimper) Okay.
Chronarion: Now, where was I? Oh right...Aquarii and Keira are not guilty. Han and Dizberg are not guilty. Muganez didn't do it.
MacFinn: WUZN'T ME.
Chronarion: MacFinn...
(Suddenly, Chronarion gets shot in the heart)
MacFinn: WUZN'T ME.
Chronarion: (gasping) Wuzn...t...me...
Muganez: (Walks over to help Chronarion) Are you okay?
Chronarion: (Whispers something to Muganez, then dies)
Muganez: (Gasps)
Han: "WUZN'T ME" sounds like a pair of bad arc words, or something.
Adam: THIS IS UNCYCLOPEDIA, NOT TVTROPES!!!
Emmzed: There is more to this than you can see...Han. You see, it WUZN'T ME at all who did all this messed up stuff...
Nuganez: Hold it!
(Muganez pulls out a gun)
Muganez: He's right. I didn't do it. But in his last moments, he told me who the traitor was. The traitor is...
(Muganez jumps out of the way as a bullet whizzes by him)
Muganez: The traitor is-- (faints)
Han: Must be the Cabal.
Gunman: THERE IS NO CABAL.
Muganez: (Gets up and kills the gunman) Okay, the traitor is Keira, because he/she happens to be an Edlon robot.
(All characters look at the camera, including Keira, scene switches to a censored person)
Censored: It's true. I'm the traitor. (Pulls out gun) Now nobody move...
Adam: Chronarion specifically said that Keira was not guilty. For, you see, it WUZN'T ME either.
(Censored kicks Adam out of the room)
Muganez: Besides, don't you remember that Keira is an Edlon?
Keira: He's right, you know.
Muganez: Besides. You, Edlon robot, are not Keira. You are really Kiera.
Adam: (Comes back) Keira is really Kiera?
Muganez: (Pulls out gun again) Now, where is the real Keira?
Kiera: I'm not telling.
Muganez: Tell, or else Sophia will come down, order us to <Bleep> you, and force the information out of you herself.
Adam: You've met Sophia?
Muganez: Yes. She was the first girl I dated. Afterwards, she became famous and became a goddess and forgot all about me!!!
Kiera: It appears I must tell you one of the greatest secrets of the Uncyclopedian Nonexistant Cabal: WUZN'T ME means much more than you think it does...it means-- (head explodes)
Adam: There is no Cabal.
Muganez: Well, we know almost nothing now. What is this nonexistant Cabal? What does WUZN'T ME mean?
(Credits roll)
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