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Episode #60: Crash Landing[edit | edit source]

(Episode starts on Hawaii. Crane shot of a horrific burning plane wreckage. People are lying all over the place. Keira and Adam get out of some bushes and start looking for other survivors.)

Keira: Are we alive?

Adam: I think.

Dizberg: Let's search for survivors.

(Dizberg finds Han and Emmzed, Keira finds Shamus and Braycat, and Adam finds everyone else)

Han: Let's get a boat and go to France.

Dizberg: Yeah!

Engelsfair: Let's go to Russia!

(Han buys a boat, and the group is now sailing on the open sea. A clipper is under attack by pirates.)

Adam: Doesn't that clipper look familiar?

Corsaire: You pirates are now part of France!

(Corsaire fires grapeshot into one of the ships. Arrs of pirates can be heard.)

Han: Oh, come on. Somebody fire a torpedo into that clipper already!

Dizberg: Pardon me, but we just happen to be sailing into the Bermuda Triangle.

Priest: Oh great.

Han: I said, someone fire a torpedo into the clipper!

Benson: BENSON WILL SAVE YOU!

Engelsfair: Did you know that Communists are immune to the Bermuda Triangle?

Han: Good, then let's sail to France!

Emmzeed: What does this button do?

(Torpedo fires and hits the French Clipper, failing to sink it.)

Corsaire: The Bermuda Triangle is now part of France!

Han: Actually, lets just go get that ring!

(The pirate ships turn and start for the ship.)

Emmzed: Oh no, pirates! I'll take care of this.

(Emmzed swims out to the pirate ships, and in true lumberjack fashion, kicks ass. He commandeers one of the ships and lets everyone else get on board.)

Engelsfair: I can call a Communist plane.

Han: Ok, ok.

(Engelsfair gets a Communist plane.)

Corsaire: AHHHHHH! MY CLIPPER! SHE IS SINKING! AND EXPLODING!

Benson: YOU CALL THAT YELLING?

Corsaire: Oh wait, I have an emergency escape clipper!

Braycat: What is "exploding?"

Keira: And "Clipper?"

Corsaire: Argh!

Benson: LET'S GO! WE WANT TO GO TO THE BARON'S HOME!

(Benson gets a French flag thrown at him, and he is nearly killed.)

Benson: WHY YOU LITTLE!