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Episode 165: Sex....... And WWIII Stopped Before it Started[edit | edit source]
(The episode begins with Annie, Adam, Han, Muganez, and a bunch of Soldiers teleporting back.)
(Han notices Muganez looks queasy)
Han: Anything wrong, Muganez?
Muganez: (Whispers in Han's ear) I really want to <Bleep> your daughter.
Han: It's your choice... Pervert.
(Muganez walks towards Annie, and is shot at by Adam)
Muganez: Hey! What was that for?
Adam: I'm in her custody. I've got to protect her.
Muganez: So? (Changes to look like Keira) Keira.... (Changes to look like Aquarii) and Aquarii had sex, but nobody shot at them.
Annie: PERVERT!!!
(Annie smacks Muganez, still looking like Aquarii, around 12 times)
Muganez: Either way, I'm with Han. And I know Annie is also with Han, and against you, Adam. So... BOMB IS ADAM'S HEART!!
(Adam dies due to his heart exploding)
Muganez: Wow. When I shapeshift to look like people, I gain their abilities too. SOLDIERS ARE BOMBS!!
(All the enemy soldiers explode)
Han: So what now?
Muganez: (Changes back to look like Muganez) I guess we should check and see how much money you get from insurance.
Annie: Yeah, Dad. We do need the money now that Adam's LEAST CONTROLLABLE CLONE DESTROYED OUR HOUSE!!!
Muganez: But one thing... (Pulls Annie over) Can I <Bleep> you?
Annie: NO!!
Muganez: If I give you a jetpack?
Annie: Okay.
(Muganez and Annie have sex, while Han walks away, mumbling about "Crazy Kids" and other stuff)
(Muganez orgasms, and the two clean themselves off and get their clothes on)
Annie: That was wonderful.
Muganez: Yes it was. (Watch beeps) Oops. I'm late for a party with Engelsfair and Corsaire. They're going to fight it out! (Vanishes in puff of white smoke)
Annie: I wonder... Do I love him?
God: (Appears) It's your choice, Annie.
Annie: You aren't God! You're a chipmunk!
God: So?
Annie: So... You shouldn't have all that power.
(Chipmunk God attacks Annie)
(Scene switches to Engelsfair and Corsaire's party)
Engelsfair: Communism rules!
Corsaire: No. The French Monarchy rules!
Muganez: You're both wrong!! (Changes to look like a French Communist) French Communism is better then both!!
Engelsfair: While you may be right, we still have to fight.
Corsaire: Let us begin!
(Engelsfair and Corsaire begin fighting, Engelsfair with a hammer and sickle, and Corsaire with a Cutlass)
Muganez: Hurry it up! We have only a couple of areas left.
(Corsaire and Engelsfair tie)
Corsaire: Let's go. (Leaves)
Engelsfair: I'm going. (Leaves)
Muganez: End the episode, please.
Meganew: Okay.
Uncyclopedian: WHAT THE...HELL!?!
(Credits Roll)
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