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Episode 155: TYATU's Dead[edit | edit source]
(The episode starts in a pitch black room)
Han: Where the hell are we?
Hinoa: Judging by the fact that the room is completely black, I'm guessing we might be in Garry's Mod.
Nikita: If we were in Garry's Mod, there'd be a door you dolt.
(A light pops on. The room is revealed to be very ritzy, with marble floors and decorative cornices. A fat man in a hot tub stands before the heroes.)
Man: No guys, you're in my office.
Demsey: Who the f*ck are you?
Man: I'm a producer from Viacom.
Adam: Why'd you bring us here?
Man: Well, I'm here to tell you as the producer, that we're cutting the show.
Everyone: WHAT?!
Producer: Yes. Your ratings absolutely suck, your plot doesn't even make sense, and nobody seems to be watching it. We're culling this show off air.
Nikita: Who...what will replace us?
Producer: The O'Reilly Factor.
Everyone: WHAT?!
(Bill O'Reilly walks into the room)
Bill O: Yeah, that's right, I'm replacing your show.
Zatoichi: So you'll just replace one senile old man for another?
Cheney: Hey, I'm not senile!
Bill O: Fuckin' thing sucks!
(Bill O'Reilly kicks Adam in the shin)
Adam: OW!
Producer: Well, I'm going to give you one episode to get the hell of my set and out of my hair.
(Adam Uncyclop proceeds by stabbing Bill O'Reilly and the Producer to death.)
Adam: You can cancel the show, but you can never end it!
Demsey: Plus, you are like <bleep>ing DONKEYS!
Adam: Now, to boost the show's ratings...
Engelsfair: You just stabbed two people on television, Adam.
Adam: So? Now, everyone, get people to watch this show and boost its ratings.
Engelsfair: I'll tell some of my fellow communists.
(Suddenly, our heroes hear sirens)
Policeman: You are all under arrest for murdering hundreds of people.
Group: DAMMIT!
Adam: I've got an idea! Everyone, hide in the fridges!
Han: Why?
Adam: You will see...
(The group hides in fridges. Adam presses a button as the cops come in)'
Adam: Nuke...
(Camera flip to a nuke falling on the building)
Adam: ...the...
(Nuke hits building)
Adam: FRIDGES!!!
(The fridges go flying, and all land in a BHOP.)
Han: WHAT THE <bleep>!?!
Adam: Now, LETS MAKE A TYATU MOVIE!!!
Engelsfair: Adam has gone insane.
Shandion: I agree fully.
Garm: WOOF!
Froggy: Ribbinsaneit.
Adam: Perhaps I have. Now, we need to parody something.
Benson: BENSON AGREES WITH FOOLISH ADAM!
Adam: Dr Horrible, perhaps?
Keira: I DON'T WANT TO BE PENNY!
Adam: Darn.
Priest: This episode is messed up.
Cameraman: GET OFF THE SET! YOUR CHARACTER IS DEAD!
(Credits roll)
Episodes:
Season One:
ABOUT - 55 - 56 - 57 - 58 - 59 - 60 - 61 - 62 - 63 - 64 - 65 - 66 - 67 - 69 - 70 - 71 - 72 - 73 - 75 - 76 - 77 - 78 - 79 - 80 - 81 - 82 - 83 - 84 - 85 - 86 - 87 - 88 - 89 - 90 - 91 - 95 - 97 - 100 - 102 - 104 - 105 - 106 - 107 - 108 - 109 - 110 - 111 - 112 - Season Finale
Season Two:
114 - 115 - 116 - 117 - 118 - 119 - 120 - 121 - 122 - 123 - 124 - 125 - 126 - 127 - 128 - 129 - 131 - 137 - Season Finale
Season Three:
149 - 150 - 155 - 162 - 163 - 164 - 165 - 166 - 167 - 168 - 169 - 170 - 171 - 172 - 173 - 174 - 175 - 176 - 177 - 178 - 179 - Season Finale
Season Four:
181 -
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