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Teh Afrika Korps Hitlers zweitgrößter Fehler seines Lebens DAK | |||||
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| Motto: "Cooking With A Tank Engine" | |||||
| Anthem: Shakira - It's Time For Afrika Korps | |||||
 The North Afrika Korps At Its "Greatest Extent" | |||||
| Capital | Tripoli | ||||
| Largest city | El Alamein | ||||
| Official language(s) | German, Italian, Berber, Libyan | ||||
| Government | Nazism | ||||
| ‑ "Desert Fox" | Erwin Rommel | ||||
| National Hero(es) | No. | ||||
| Currency | Leftover Panzer III shells | ||||
| Religion | N.A. | ||||
| Population | 1,943,945 soldiers | ||||
| Area | House Of Rommel, Tripoli | ||||
| Major exports | Italian corpses, destroyed tanks | ||||
| Major imports | Oil | ||||
| National sport(s) | Tank biathlon | ||||
| Hours of operation | 24/7 | ||||
| Drives on | Desert, of course | ||||
“Guten Tag *******! It's teh mother****** Desert Fox!”
The Afrika Korps, also known as the Hitler's Second Biggest Mistake Of His Life or DAK, was the largest and most Nazist North African country. Created as a so-called Libya, it went dissolved for unknown reasons.
History[edit | edit source]
The country of Afrika Korps was formed when Erwin Rommel was tired in fighting against the Brits, who wanted to capture Tobruk just to rescue the desperate Australians, who attempted to make Tobruk their territory despite over 10,000 miles away from their homeland.
In May of 1940, Rommel and his Afrika Korps were growing weary of the desert and wished to return home to schnitzels and Oktoberfests, and so Hitler came to visit them, to boost their spirits. When he saw how badly his men wanted to go home, Hitler decided to call in a favor from an old friend, and soon thereafter, Galactus showed up in the North African Desert to fight the British. The ensuing battle was really less of a battle than just pwnage. Galactus kicked balls, and eventually the bloody English were forced up against the ocean at a place called Dunkirk. Galactus helped ze Germans because years ago, in a galaxy far, far away, at an Axis of Evil-Doers convention, Hitler had been Galactus' wingman, and taken home the fat chic so Galactus could hook it up wit some love. Which is actually how Galactus met the Silver Surfer. He, the Silver Surfer, had, at the time, been going through a kind of phase, and was really into old men and evil-doers. Anywho, he had been stripping at a local club, and though Hitler liked him some chocolate, he liked him some silver more. And so, in return for passing on some silver love, and thus, letting Galactus show the Sivler Surfer that who's boss the hard way, (which is why, to this day, the Silver surfer is controlled by Galactus), Galactus helped the Nazis with a temporary win in World War II. Galactus also hosted the 49th Annual Grammy Awards, but nobody cared about them, so no one saw him.
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 From top to bottom, left to right: Soviet tanks and helicopters offensive in Turquoise · Soviet BTR armored vehicle drives through unarmed Turquoise crowd · Ruins of Turquoise village destroyed by the Soviets · "The First Sting" · Jasmine Hailey Licup · Martheena's Revolutionaries prayer · Protest against the Soviet occupation in Imakulada · Red Cross volunteer helps Turquoise children, injured by Soviet landmines · Abandoned Soviet armored vehicles. |
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 Lazado's men with two captured artillery field guns in Lazadovo |
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Boris Gromov  Alexander Lebed Viktor Dubynin † Sergey Surovikin
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