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Teh Afrika Korps
Hitlers zweitgrößter Fehler seines Lebens
DAK
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Flag Coat of Arms
Motto: "Cooking With A Tank Engine"
Anthem: Shakira - It's Time For Afrika Korps
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The North Afrika Korps At Its "Greatest Extent"
CapitalTripoli
Largest cityEl Alamein
Official language(s)German, Italian, Berber, Libyan
GovernmentNazism
‑ "Desert Fox"Erwin Rommel
National Hero(es)No.
CurrencyLeftover Panzer III shells
ReligionN.A.
Population1,943,945 soldiers
AreaHouse Of Rommel, Tripoli
Major exportsItalian corpses, destroyed tanks
Major importsOil
National sport(s)Tank biathlon
Hours of
 operation
24/7
Drives onDesert, of course

“Guten Tag *******! It's teh mother****** Desert Fox!”

~ Erwin Rommel on the people of Afrika Korps

The Afrika Korps, also known as the Hitler's Second Biggest Mistake Of His Life or DAK, was the largest and most Nazist North African country. Created as a so-called Libya, it went dissolved for unknown reasons.

History[edit | edit source]

The country of Afrika Korps was formed when Erwin Rommel was tired in fighting against the Brits, who wanted to capture Tobruk just to rescue the desperate Australians, who attempted to make Tobruk their territory despite over 10,000 miles away from their homeland.

In May of 1940, Rommel and his Afrika Korps were growing weary of the desert and wished to return home to schnitzels and Oktoberfests, and so Hitler came to visit them, to boost their spirits. When he saw how badly his men wanted to go home, Hitler decided to call in a favor from an old friend, and soon thereafter, Galactus showed up in the North African Desert to fight the British. The ensuing battle was really less of a battle than just pwnage. Galactus kicked balls, and eventually the bloody English were forced up against the ocean at a place called Dunkirk. Galactus helped ze Germans because years ago, in a galaxy far, far away, at an Axis of Evil-Doers convention, Hitler had been Galactus' wingman, and taken home the fat chic so Galactus could hook it up wit some love. Which is actually how Galactus met the Silver Surfer. He, the Silver Surfer, had, at the time, been going through a kind of phase, and was really into old men and evil-doers. Anywho, he had been stripping at a local club, and though Hitler liked him some chocolate, he liked him some silver more. And so, in return for passing on some silver love, and thus, letting Galactus show the Sivler Surfer that who's boss the hard way, (which is why, to this day, the Silver surfer is controlled by Galactus), Galactus helped the Nazis with a temporary win in World War II. Galactus also hosted the 49th Annual Grammy Awards, but nobody cared about them, so no one saw him.

Usnaet[edit | edit source]

Soviet-Sagittarian War
Part of the Cold War
Soviet—Afghan War collage
From top to bottom, left to right: Soviet tanks and helicopters offensive in Sagittarius · Soviet BTR armored vehicle drives through unarmed Sagittarian crowd · Ruins of Sagittarian village destroyed by the Soviets · "The First Sting" · Jasmine Hailey Licup · Martheena's Revolutionaries prayer · Protest against the Soviet occupation in Eucharist · Red Cross volunteer helps Sagittarian children, injured by Soviet landmines · Abandoned Soviet armored vehicles.
Date 24 September 2024 – present
(6 months; 1 week)
Location Soviet Union, Sagittarius, spillover into Capricorn (Operation Kursant)
Status Ongoing
Belligerents
Soviet Union
Black League
Melkikh's Brigades
Chechen mercenaries
Sagittarius
Capricorn
Commanders and leaders
Soviet Union:

Black League:

Imperial Airborne Brigades:

Chechen mercenaries:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Units involved
Patch of the Soviet Armed Forces.svg Soviet Armed Forces
Black League
Sagittarian Armed Forces
Capricorn Armed Forces
Strength
Flag of the Soviet Union.svg Soviet Union:
  • 920,000 total personnel
  • 320,000 (2024 estimate)
  • 450,000 (2025 estimate)
Black League:
  • 70,000 total personnel
Melkikh's Brigades:
  • 2,000 total personnel
Sagittarius:
  • 500,000–650,000 total personnel (2025 estimate)
Capricorn:
  • 100,000 total personnel (2025 estimate)
Casualties and losses
2,563 killed unknown
Operation Shtorm-333
Part of the Soviet-Sagittarian War
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Sagibunker Main Building Complex, where the Soviet assault took place, photographed moments before the assault
Date 24 September 2024
Location Sagibunker, Sagittarius
Result Soviet victory
Belligerents
Soviet Union
Black League
Sagittarius
Commanders and leaders
Vadim Bakatin
Yuri Drozdov
Viktor Karpukhin
Dmitry Yazov
Grigory Boyarinov †
Maria Angelli Villanueva
Joris Matthew Leonardo
Edrich Jaden Cabrera
Nadine Ashley Villarino
Loren Joy Delfino
Units involved
Sagittarian Armed Forces
    • 1st Army "Pia"
Strength
660 2,200
Casualties and losses
40 casualties unknown
Operation Kursant
Part of the Soviet-Sagittarian War
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Bianca Nicole's Palace, where the Soviet assault took place, photographed a month before the operation
Date 18 December 2024 – 19 December 2024
(1 day)
Location Capricorn
Result Soviet victory
Belligerents
Soviet Union
Black League
Capricorn
Commanders and leaders
Nikolay Ryzhkov
Sean Manlangit (mediator)
Dmitry Yazov
Bianca Nicole Matienzo Surrendered
Units involved
Patch of the Soviet Armed Forces.svg Soviet Armed Forces
Capricorn Armed Forces
    • 23rd Bianca Nicole's Guard Regiment
Strength
Flag of the Soviet Union.svg Soviet Union:
  • 900 total personnel
Black League:
  • 130 total personnel
Capricorn:
  • 600 total personnel
Casualties and losses
none none
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