User:Train Tracker/I ♥ USA

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Hello[edit | edit source]

My name is Udan Sohaib Amhed or USA for short. I this country, almost as much as my home land.


Mother Country[edit | edit source]

School


Learning

In Mother Country we have many learning chambers. At our school we teach very much subjects, like reading, writing use and proper use of education. Many of the teachers are kind enough to give some of the students instruction outside of regular classes, very kind the teachers are no?


Sports

When classes are done at the end of the day, the students are allowed to take part in various activities that are full of fun . One of the favorite games of everyone is tennis. In mother country we play slightly different that in USA. We use tennis ball and hit it with the Racket across the net.

At the end of the semester, the children are invited to take part in a physical fitness test, it takes place in the town gym where the students can take their test with the [[ignorance|knowledge that no one is watching them as they take their test. Which is suprisingly easy for the little students in grade 12, it consists of daisy picking, chocolate eating and other activities. Some of the former students describe the test as easy, "like taking a walk through a park" and " So easy my dog could do it. In the privacy of the town gym the students are free to go through their test which nothing depends upon and if they do not pass they are simply told three cheers to (name). The few spectators that do watch shower the students with cheers and give them candy if they do good.