User:Tortilla Burrito

Welcome to Tortilla Burrito's userpage.

Now you can:

Continue reading this shit.
Run like hell.
Go for a ham sandwich.

About me[edit | edit source]

I am a australian who likes tortillas and burritos. I live in my house. I Like Milk. I was one of the few who killed 3 grues AT THE SAME TIME!!!!1111111111111!!oneoneone!

Now, I would like you to go for a sandwich.

Thing I Like[edit | edit source]

Grues
Running like hell from grues
Tortillas
Burritos
Beef
Metroid

Things I dislike[edit | edit source]

Nothing.

My userboxes[edit | edit source]

usbx

This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb!

No, really!

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

ABYSS

This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

This user is cooler than you.

n00b

This user is a n00b.

NO

This user doesn't care.

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

This user cannot follow any orders!!

This user is an adventurer.

This article has been intentionally left blank
Except for this message box claiming blankness
Which is probably just a figment of your imagination anyway
Why don't you go somewhere else and stop worrying about it! Ya paranoid.

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.

This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user rejects the theory of global warming

, or at least thinks it's someone else's

problem.

17-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of 1337.

ac-0

This user does not understand those African clicky noises (or understands it with considerable difficulties).

ah-2

This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Asshat.

au-N

This user is a native speaker of 'Straylyan.

ao-4

This user speaks AOLer at a near-native level.

bu-4

This user speaks near-native Bulletand can fire low-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.

bu-X

This user only speaks Bullet enough to seduce NRA members.

This user is not who you think they are. In fact, they are someone who you think is not them, who thinks they are (who you think is not - who is).

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This userbox is a filler, and therefore looks ugly.

This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

This user is not a number,
they are a free person!

ubx–
crapload

This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to some other page.

official

This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.

This user is ~~stupid and gay~~ an ambassador of the Spanish Inciclopedia here, in Anglo-Saxon lands.

This user wants All Work And No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy featured.

RENT

This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.

This user supports the giving away of free iPods .

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This user couldn't find any userboxes they actually liked.

This user is on fire. You can help uncyclopedia by throwing water on their head

This user is a reincarnation of Chuck Norris.

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

This user hates Windows Vista and recommends the total destruction of all existing copies.

This user is convinced that any Pegasus is far superior to a Unicorn.

LV-5

This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.

DIFF H

This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too! Git Gud everyone!