User:The UnIdiot/userpage

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UnNews

1. UnNews:Topeka, Kansas is proclaimed "Whaling Capital of the USA" - Featured!
2. UnNews:White House discovered to be off-white! - Featured!
3. UnNews:Studies show people who read are better at reading - Featured!
4. UnNews:Al Qaeda goes green; all attacks to be "carbon neutral" - Featured!
5. UnNews:Iran to invade Iran - Featured!
7. UnNews:Europe to play "The Final Countdown" indefinitely
10. UnNews:AIDS "support" group leads to outrage; dead Africans
11. UnNews:Ah shit, I forgot what I was going to write about
13. UnNews:Washed Up 70's Rock Band touring to promote new album - Featured!
17. UnNews:Scientists devote massive funds for cancer research to production of an 'orgasmatron' w/ TheLedBalloon

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6. HowTo:Be safe with guns - Featured!
8. Why?:Use a wooden condom - 2nd place in the Aristocrat's Turkey Day Ball - Featured!
9. Unquotable:Keanu Reeves
15. UnScripts:All Mixed Up - Featured!
19. UnBooks:Beep

UnTunes

12. UnTunes:Artsy and Misunderstood: A Bedroom Emo Song - w/ TheLedBalloon (Guitar and Mixing)
14. UnTunes:Bobby Brown Goes Down (PMRC Edition)
18. UnTunes:Johnny Feelgood and the Latex Minions LIVE at the Big Corporate Superdome w/ TheLedBalloon (Instruments and Mixing)

Knight Commander of the Order

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This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.

This user is in a Rock Band, because they do not believe in getting a real job.

This user has an unhealthy obsession with Frank Zappa. You can make futile attempts to cure them by suggesting various therapies and focus groups.

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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 17 years and 13 days.

Noob of the Moment September 2007	Article Narrator of the Month September & October 2007
Foolitzer Prize Winner October 2007	Whore of the Month October 2007
This user is the June 2008 Playwright of the Month	The Non-Official User Page of the Month Award Presented By His Holiness The Dali Llama December 2007
E G A E D M The Emmanuel Goldstein Award October 2007