User:Tak'ta

This user has found Jesus, and is therefore no longer a threat to society.

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.

This user supports the genocide of crappy articles.

This user is left-handed. In Latin, they would be sinister. (list of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.

This user's IQ is over 129.

This user is a capitalist pig and will eventually buy out your puny revolution.

gb 3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Gibberish. gb 3

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

This user identifies as straight, and is probably grossed out by gay PDA.

rh 4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level. rh 4

This user is constantly PEEING. They apologize for the mess.

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This is what I do for a living, its a mans job unlike whatever it is you do.

They Call Me Empty Chamber

Biography: Its me, Troy. I live in Orlando, Florida. But on the up side I also love Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica and once got hit on my Terry Ferrell (not kidding... really).

Stuff I've done

• Orlando
• Trekkie
• Hash House Harriers

Stuff I've helped out with

• Army
• HowTo:Be A Man

Why do we keep buying software from these guys?

HAHA!! WHAT NOW!?!?!

Yup, I did it.