User:ShizzleMacDaddy

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This user got an F in English, but Louder and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Engrish whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of 1337.
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This user does not understand Fuckhead (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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This user speaks Galactic Basic Standard at a near-native level.
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Thith uther thpeakth Lesbian with a really thexy lithp.
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This user got an F in Newspeak and likes their native language better (if they have one).
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This user does not speak Pikachu and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Pikachu speakers.
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This user only speaks Random Humour enough to seduce native Random Humour speakers .
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This Uncyclopedian is happy to be 100% straight.
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This user is American
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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass.
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This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
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This user supports free operating systems because they are basically a cheapskate.
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This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
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I am an Aspie, and thus a member of the Master Race; bow before my intellectual might, puny neurotypicals! (alternatively, punch them in the face and steal their lunch money)
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This user has a sense of humor, in spite of their Asperger Syndrome.
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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This user is a boy and wields a penis happy stick.
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This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave them a message »
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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
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About ShizzleMacDaddy[edit]

ShizzleMacDaddy showing off his moves

ShizzleMacDaddy's real name is Nick G (just the letter "G" got it Max?). He is 16 years old, an uncyclopedian n00b, and a proud owner of an Apple Sex-Box

"T3h Ub3r W3b1337 m@n"[edit]

"T3h Ub3r W3b1337 m@n" literally translates to "Hello and welcome to the uberleet hizzome of the Shizz..." or something like that. Word on teh strizzeets iz that speaking of such nonsense will result in getting laid... or killed. End of discussion.

Sex Life[edit]

Lets face it, its dead.

Life in da hood[edit]

Lets see.. ShizzleMacDaddy lives in "da hood" of a bunch of rich and spoiled white kids who need a whoopin but ain't getting one

Background[edit]

I think that gray will do just fine.. but blue is nice.

Life as a particle[edit]

Whats there to say... other than, "Whats there not to say..."