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“Why do I have 13 shoes? That's my business. MINE!”
All objects and organisms in the world have shoes. But, if you're a shoeologist, sometimes you want to know how many shoes they have. This page provides a quick reference. See Shoe.
A[edit | edit source]
Name | Shoes | Notes |
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Alligators | 4 | Prefer to tramp around in socks, but keep a set just in case. |
B[edit | edit source]
Name | Shoes | Notes |
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Balogna | 0 | They need their shoes. |
Bear | 8 | One per paw, plus four spares. Bears tend to think ahead. |
Bowser | 1 | One fell in the lava. |
C[edit | edit source]
Name | Shoes | Notes |
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Cat | 6 | One per paw, one for the tail, and one to store hairballs. |
Camel | 120 | Camels are notorious spitters and, as all camels know, regurgitated shoe resin makes the stickiest camel spit. |
Centipede | 100 | Duh. |
Cheese | 95 thousand | Among the highest amount of shoes known is owned by Gorgonzola, INC. |
D[edit | edit source]
Name | Shoes | Notes |
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Deril Hannah | 0 | Doesn't need no shoes. |
E[edit | edit source]
Name | Shoes | Notes |
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Elizabeth Shoe | 2.2 | extra .2 for really long legs |
Elephant | 93 | Elephants are known to have many shoes, since they constantly ruin one in the pair via crushing while attempting to put them on. |
F[edit | edit source]
Name | Shoes | Notes |
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France | Trois | Two to wear. One's just for show. |
G[edit | edit source]
Name | Shoes | Notes |
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Guys from Misery and Hostel | 0 | they got stoled! |
H[edit | edit source]
Name | Shoes | Notes |
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Hitler | 0 | He went barefoot because he was hardcore. |
Hmor | 64 | Every household, by law, must have 64 shoes. No one quite knows why. |
Human | 3 | The two you wear, plus the one whose partner you can never find. |
J[edit | edit source]
Name | Shoes | Notes |
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Jack in the box | 1 | Many Jack-in-the-boxes feel depressed without their nice leather insoles. |
Jesus | 50 septillion | the most shoes ever known to be had by an organism. Jesus was a shoe pimp. |
L[edit | edit source]
Name | Shoes | Notes |
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Luigi | 22 | Unlike his brother, Mario, Luigi has a different pair for every occasion. He's tidy. |
M[edit | edit source]
Name | Shoes | Notes |
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Mario | 2 | One pair for all occasions--stomping goombas, running through mud, swimming, jumping, saving the princess, etc. |
O[edit | edit source]
Name | Shoes | Notes |
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Oprah Winfrey | 2,566 | ...and none of them match. |
Oscar the Grouch | 5 | he, of course, has five feet. |
Oscar Wilde | 13 | See quote above. |
Ozone | 7 | also, atmospheric layers of extinction |
P[edit | edit source]
Name | Shoes | Notes |
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Parapalegic | 16 | It makes sense to me... |
People's Republic of China | 0 | They were censored |
Pizza | 780 | also, the number of calories in one slice |
Port-a-potty | 488.4 | also, number of people on average who use a particular one on any given day |
R[edit | edit source]
Name | Shoes | Notes |
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Right Said Fred | 0 | He's too sexy for his shoes. |
Robojesus | 788 | Metal deities need more shoes. |
Ronald McDonald | 4 | Ronald, of course, wears an extra pair beneath his big red ones. |
W[edit | edit source]
Name | Shoes | Notes |
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Wart | 34 | |
Wikiland | 35 | Wikipedians prefer slippers. |
Wooden stake | 1 | drawback: splintery feet. |
Z[edit | edit source]
Name | Shoes | Notes |
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Zebra | 19 | Zebras, however, still have only one toe. |