User:OsirisX/UnTunes/Requests

*ring! ring!*

Hey! UnTunes request line! What can I play for you?

Yeah, dood! I wanna hear Teenage Wasteland by The Who!

Sorry, loser! No such song! ^[1]

*click!*

But seriously, folks. . .[edit | edit source]

This is the request page. Got an idea for the funniest song ever, but can't write rhymes, or play anything? Here is where you tell us your deepest, darkest desires. . . a rewrite of Harry Belafonte's Day-O, called Gay-O that describes a queer blind date? Or Selenian Rhapsody, about a gypsy living on the moon? Whatever notions your sick, twisted minds can conceive can be made into an UnTune. A lot of them probably shouldn't be, but that's a matter for future generations to untangle.

UnTunes Requests[edit | edit source]

So go ahead and place your ideas and requests below. Include as many details as possible:

If it's a spoof of an existing song, the title and artist of the source song.
The title or any lines you've come up with.
The theme, angle, or spin you want to put on it.
Any sound effects or other audio things.
Anything else you think will help.

Don't be shy, if it takes a couple of paragraphs to outline it, that's what it takes. More is better. Satisfaction may or may not be guaranteed, batteries not included, allow 6 to 80 weeks for delivery.

Want someone to read it loud? Want it to sound completely unharmonious? Then you better go here.

Current requests[edit | edit source]

Prog Rock - Hello all professional artists. I'd like to ask a clip of Prog Rock tabulation there. I know the tabulation is a total joke, but there are some possible notes there. You can also try screams and other crazy stuff. Don't think of anything or arrange a well-written song, remember, it's Prog, hehe. You have 42 hours before I'll come to your house and screw all your pets. This message will self destruct it 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *explosion sound* - It's gne om I 11:51, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Heh, I was just about to ask for the same thing. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 07:57, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

It's been way more than 42 hours. . . Where were you Gneomi!? I had my cats greased up all for nothing. And they're very disappointed: they were looking forward to your hot monkey love. Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •

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my cat! 22:47, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

What about a rendition of Santa Claus is coming to town to be nothing more than a thinly veiled attempt to get the kids to be quiet? Eg.

You'd better not laugh, you'd better not play,

Mommy needs some peace to drink chardonnay,

And jazz like that. --Alksub 22:25, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Heh. I like it! No way can I do it in time for xmas, though. Maybe next year? Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •

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my cat! 23:18, 21

December 2006 (UTC)

We have got to put in I Am the Very Model of a Whiny Emo Myspace Whore! There's already an article about it! Please put this in! Pleeeeeeeease! Cheddar Cheesia 22:27, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

EDIT: Ok. I made a petition to get this song on. Just go to my userpage to sign it! Cheddar Cheesia 00:03, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

If somebody actually records it, yeah. Right now it's just lyrics. And the audio for Uncyclopedian's Song is a different arrangement, so I can't just re-record different words over it. Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •

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my cat! 00:13, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

Well, I'm trying to fight for this song with the petition. Hopefully someone will enforce it. Cheddar Cheesia 00:16, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

Fight? Enforce? How are you going to force someone to record it? If somebody's willing to do the work, they're welcome to post it. I'll even post my midi file for Uncyclopedian's Song, if someone wants to use it as a starting point to rearrange it, but I don't have the time to do it myself. Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •

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my cat! 00:50, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

How did you make that song, by the way? Do you have a band? Cheddar Cheesia 00:52, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

I play in a few bands, but the stuff I've done here (so far) is just solo stuff assembled on my computer. See the various UnTunes:Support pages for more details. Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •

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my cat! 03:08, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

Could someone record Highway to Heaven, please? It would be a marvellous parody! Ted Ted 21:23, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

Umm, "Highway to Heaven" spoofing what? Sir Tooltroll, Esq. CUN • Eh? • Oh! • UnTunes! •

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my cat! 23:18, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Highway to Hell by AC/DC perhaps? Or Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin? Just a thought... --The Rt. Hon. BarryC

MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 19:35, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Captain Obvious To The Rescue

Black Oak Arkansas song Jim Dandy, just with "Captain Obvious" instead. Here are the lyrics. I guess just make 'em more obvious. 18:12, 22 January 2007 (UTC)