User:NotAHero

Time 2 Partaaay!!!!!!

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away, there was a legend.

And that legend was ME!!!!!!!

mwahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!

take in these userboxes!

One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
(list of left-handed Uncyclopedians)

This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.

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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.

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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.

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This user is from Camelot , and eats ham and jam and spamalot !

This user is easily distracted by anything shiny.

Eeek!

This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

Eeek!

This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user is too pirate for your battleship.

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

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I am a metalhead; I wear offensive shirts, I headbang to really loud music. I have long hair, but am not a hippie.

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This mathematical user loves pi

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This user likes to use userboxes.

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This user uses Uncyclopedia as their primary point of reference.

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This userpage is bullshit.

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Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly.

This user is a Mad Scientist.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

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This user is elite.

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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*

MEH

This user redefines lazy!

MEH

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This user is a Ninja , with dominion over everything totally sweet.

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This user's head A SPLODE.

i have tooooo many useless userboxes.

can i have a hug?

The True Story

i was born by a pack of wolves in the year 2552. it was the same year that Master Chief blew up teh halo, and if it makes you feel any beter, theres MORE!!!!!

i grew up on the World trade center, practicing kung fu with my monkey.

im a horrible person to make jokes for.

i need that hug now.

unfortunatley i also like cheese.

and being competley rando.....oooh look a puppy! wait...thats no puppy......thats a rabbit.