User:Newyinzer/yuri
Hi everybody! This is a record of my old talk page!
Whoa.[edit | edit source]
Please stop making empty redirects. They just get deleted. Write an article, or add something to someone else's. You seem preoccupied with fuck, so edit that. Just be sure you've read HTBFANJS. ~ T. (talk) 02:38, 7 November 2006 (UTC)
Old Talk Page[edit | edit source]
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You now have an award.[edit | edit source]
Congratulations, lucky recepient of the Least Awards Award! You have earned yourself the award for having no awards. Do keep in mind this is an honorary measure, since the award is now invalid. I've already added it to your userpage (don't kill me). —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 04:21, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
Forest Fire Week[edit | edit source]
Please stop listing the good articles on Uncyclopedia:Forest Fire Week. I saw that you already listed Tom Cruise 4 times. In this edit, Tompkins says that if he sees it again, he's going to bn somebody. If you list it again, I'm going to tell him myself. You may want to remove it yourself before he comes and gives you a bn.
If you still want to get that article deleted, you should try VFD instead. --Sbluen 02:27, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
Yuri[edit | edit source]
Yo mama so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!
PLS[edit | edit source]
I noticed that you removed your USB article from the PLS competition, because it already had an article in the mainspace. However, just because there's already an article in the mainspace doesn't me you can't enter it, you can put it under the rewrite category if you'd like. And honestly, if you still want to enter it in one of the other ctegories, I doubt anyone is going to care that much. 
t o m p k i n s blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:55, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
When I Was An IP User, I Was Pretty Dumb[edit | edit source]
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Some parts have been edited to protect my identity. Napoleon is always right.
Pointless redirection pages[edit | edit source]
I deleted a whole bunch of pointless redirect pages that you created. Don't think of doing it again please. It's a waste of my time or the time of the next admin who has to delete them. Even here on uncyclopedia, redirect pages are for navigation, not as humour-attempt props. You can imagine how the site would be flooded with redirect pages. Humour belongs in the articles themselves. --Ogopogo 01:39, 29 September 2006 (UTC)