User:Newyinzer

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Member of the Order

Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia

This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move.

I am not an admin, and I was never nominated for such a position. Sometimes, I like to point out bad pages and but I usually never get the chance to report vandals and other stupid users.

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My pages

I have no cool pages

Deletion

I have no cool deletion stuff

Voting and logs

My back is spineless. My belly is yellow. I am the Uncyclopedian non-voter.

Finding pages for deletion

Is anyone reading this?

Blocking

Blocking What?

My contributions

Articles that I created

Toad licking Country Code

Articles I submitted for contests

User:Newyinzer/USB My USB article which I submitted for Poo Lit Surprise. It didn't win, but it was lame compared to who won.

Articles that I contributed to

I forget.

Other contributions

Stuff. Lots of Stuff.

Funny logs

What is a funny Log?

Tom Cruise

I'm not going to try to delete this article. Okay? Don't ban me.

Userboxes

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This user is American …and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians)	tlh-0 This user does not understand Klingon (or understands it with considerable difficulties). tlh-0
la-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Latin. la-2	ao-0 This user does not understand AOLer (or understands it with considerable difficulties). ao-0
♂ This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes. ♂	usbx This user likes to use userboxes. usbx
ht-3 This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of HTML. ht-3	es-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Español. es-1
This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.	en-N This user is a native speaker of English. en-N
sub subliminal! sub	This user has tested positive for ISTJ on the Myers-Briggs Test, even when licking toads.