User:Mexicanadian

¡¡¡Arriba el MEXICA NADIAN announcing the Downfall of the United States!!!

Mounty Python Migra Commando
The S(o fucking) W(h)AT

Downfall of the United States[edit | edit source]

Whooooops!!! Where Я West-Washin and Ost-Washin?

Canadian-Administered US Territories War Flag

Mexican-Administered US Territories War Flag

The WashingWall separing Canadian and Mexican sectors in Washington, Defunct Capital. The "Checkpoint Charles / Checkpoint Carlos" at the White Custom House is highlighted. Malia and Sasha Obama are custom officers.

Mr. XY: <<Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!>>
Gorby: <<WTF! This is Moscow, not Monterrey!>>
Mr. XY: <<Whoops! ... Sorry... Señor Gobernador, tear down this wall!>>
"EL" president: <<It's siesta time, call me later moron!>>
Mr. XY: <<Argh! ... Monsieur Le Predient, tear down this wall!>>
"LE" president: <<Ok, I'll send u ice hockey sticks>>
Mr. XY: <<Thanx. Bye!>>

The Mexi canada is comin' ;-D

The downfall started in 2024. Thus r the flagz of Candian and Mexican administered U.S. territories. Amwwwwicanz disappeared as Germany after WW3. ASD!

Results[edit | edit source]

North U.S. and Alaska 'r' Canadian, NY is a free French-speaking port.
South U.S. is Mexican, LA is famous for Monte Olivèr.
A Mexicanadian American Indian State IS, somewhere over the rainbow of Colorado and Oregon.
Hawaii are an indepandant nation including that fuckin' Pacific reefs.
Puerto Rico is an independant nation.
US Virgin Island made a union with British V.I. to form the indepandant nation of Virgin Island.
Northern Mariana Islands and Guam unite to form the independant nation of Guamar Islands.
American Samoa is re-united with Samoa.
Navassa goes back to Haiti.
Guantanamo Bay sovereignty returns to Cuba.
Panama Canal sovereignty returns to Panama.
Washington AC/DC is separed by the WashingWall: West-Washin (CAN) and Ost-Washin (MEX).

Ch-ch-ch-ch-Changes! Turn and face the strain...[edit | edit source]

The States/Los Estados/Les États[edit | edit source]

Canada tastes a bit of warm beaches in Santa Monica
Mexico tastes a bit of freeza snow in Aspen

Rename da cities[edit | edit source]

Canada: Nou Yorque, Les Anges, Chicague, Detroît, St. Francis, Le Shuttle, Bos Ton, Philadelphe, Le Portier, Mille-Vagues, CleveRland, Pittsville, Inuitville, Les Vagues, St. Paul, Des Moines (same)... and West-Washin.

Mexico: El Husto, ~~San Diego (same)~~ Tijuana Norte, Fénix, Dallas (change the pronounce daeyas), El Denve, OMG another San Antonio in Mexico, Nueva Orleanza, Nueva Habana, Panchoville, Ciudad Cocalera, Baltimoje, El Kança,... and Ost-Washin.

Media[edit | edit source]

Silly movies

Downfall - Bush IIIrd last days
Wings of Desire - The Sky Over Washington
Good Bye Mounty!
Mira la Migra!

TV series and other crap (Mexicanadian co-productions)

Northern Yukon Shore / Sonora Desert Shore
Le Sex Et La Ville (set in Montreal) / El Sexo Y La Ciudad (set in Monterrey)
CSI Edmonton / CSI Guadalajara
Pimp My Sled / Pimp My Sombrero
The 4400 (remastered, this time REALLY in Vancouver)