User:LeoFed

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“There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral column. Columns are well written, or badly written and Leo therefore should not write again. Ever.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Leo

“He knows Kung-Fu.”

~ Keanu Reeves on Leo

“George Bush doesn't care about Leo.”

~ Kanye West on Leo

“Cooler than a Hindu Cow!”

~ Vishnu on Leo

“Leo is my homeboy.”

~ Jesus on Leo

“I believe he has my stapler.”

~ Milton Waddams on Leo

“In Soviet Russia, Leo makes up quotes about you!”

~ Russian Reversal on Leo

“I hate Leo because he always knows where things are.”

~ Voltaire on Leo

“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”

~ Winston Churchill on Leo

“He's the real subject of the sentence.”

~ Mr. Morton on Leo

“He's not so bad, if you ignore his stench of death, hopelessness, and inevitable failure.”

~ Deadpool on Leo

“Look, this is going to be one hell of a bowel movement. Afterwards he'll be lucky if he has any bones left.”

~ Professor Farnsworth on Leo

“Leo soon comes to understand that he lives in a different world from that of the well and that the two cannot communicate.”

~ Jessamyn West on Leo

“I'm sure you can imagine it's an unimaginable honor to know Leo.”

~ George W. Bush on Leo

“What the hell?! If this kid's Catholic then I'm Liberace... wait...”

~ Pope Benedict XVI on Leo

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du-0 This user does not understand Dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties). du-0	en-P This fucker speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy. en-P	es-N This user is a native speaker of Español. es-N
fr-E This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school. fr-E	gb-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Gibberish. gb-2	This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
This user is either a monarch or a megalomaniac.	This user is a mutant.	This user is being held hostage in a Chinese fortune cookie factory! Marriage is 3 rings: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Help!