User:LeoFed

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“There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral column. Columns are well written, or badly written and Leo therefore should not write again. Ever.”

– Oscar Wilde on Leo

“He knows Kung-Fu.”

– Keanu Reeves on Leo

George Bush doesn't care about Leo.”

– Kanye West on Leo

“Cooler than a Hindu Cow!”

– Vishnu on Leo

“Leo is my homeboy.”

– Jesus on Leo

“I believe he has my stapler.”

– Milton Waddams on Leo

“In Soviet Russia, Leo makes up quotes about you!”

– Russian Reversal on Leo

“I hate Leo because he always knows where things are.”

– Voltaire on Leo

“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”

– Winston Churchill on Leo

“He's the real subject of the sentence.”

– Mr. Morton on Leo

“He's not so bad, if you ignore his stench of death, hopelessness, and inevitable failure.”

– Deadpool on Leo

“Look, this is going to be one hell of a bowel movement. Afterwards he'll be lucky if he has any bones left.”

– Professor Farnsworth on Leo

“Leo soon comes to understand that he lives in a different world from that of the well and that the two cannot communicate.”

– Jessamyn West on Leo

“I'm sure you can imagine it's an unimaginable honor to know Leo.”

– George W. Bush on Leo

“What the hell?! If this kid's Catholic then I'm Liberace... wait...”

– Pope Benedict XVI on Leo

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This fucker speaks English heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school.
This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Gibberish.
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