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Daily Bible verse: "Jesus answered and said unto them, 'Verily I say unto you, If ye have faith, and doubt not, ye shall not only do this which is done to the fig tree, but also if ye shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; it shall be done. And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.'" Gospel of Matthew, 21:21-22

Daily Historical Quote: "Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves; and, under a just God, can not long retain it." Abraham Lincoln, letter to Henry L. Pierce and others, April 6, 1859.

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Today's featured article

Homosexuality is sexual activity between members of the same sex.

Sexual relations between two men is condemned in both Old and New Testaments. It is forbidden directly four times in the Bible.

All references in Amplified Version

Old Testament

Leviticus 18:22 - You shall not lie with a man as with a woman; it is an abomination.
Leviticus 20:13 - If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.

New Testament (Epistles)

1 Corinthians 6:9 - Do you not know that the unrighteous and the wrongdoers will not inherit or have any share in the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived (misled): neither the impure and immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor those who participate in homosexuality more

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Breaking News

More false trails left by God to test our faith have been found by stupid gullible scientists recently. That God of ours certainly is a tricksy one!

Roger Williams University forces students to watch Al Gore's movie in order to graduate! "[W]e should stop calling these schools 'bastions of knowledge' since they're really bastions of leftist thought," one student observed. See story here.

Today(ish) in History

June 10 2006AD

Unbelievers still burning in hell

October 23, 4004BC

G-d makes the universe

December 25 0AD

Jesus born.

November 28 1095AD

First crusades launched. Many unbelievers ground beneath righteous boots

March 19 2003AD

United States launches second glorious crusade against heathens.

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...that you probably are anyway?

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...that G-d will send you there because He loves you?

...that only 4% of Americans are atheists, and everybody hates them?
...that -ology is a suffix derived from the latin word meaning "work of the devil"?
...that Jesus is coming back real soon?
...that ignorance is strength?
...that all atheists hate God?
...that the KJV Bible was good enough for Jesus?
...that Catholics are Mary-worshipping heretics?
...that Muslims are even worse than Catholics?
...that dinosaurs were vegetarians back when they lived in the Garden of Eden?
...that scientists are liars?

...that they're all going to hell too! Ha ha ha ha ha hah'm er, and I, um, pray for their salvation (not that that'll do them any good).

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E.T., Spielberg's classic Science Fiction film, joins the ranks of movies not needing sequels to get a sequel.

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Writer and Noob of the Month

Holy cock! We may have forgotten to update these over these last few months. The days we missed could be counted as few as if at all. We have just updated this since last May. How awesome!

So basically, let's get to business. Take off your pants; IFYMB! wins Writer of the Month for September 2014. His hit singles include the frankly libellous UnNews:Nude photos of celebrities leaked, the almost-topical UnDebate:What does the fox say? and the spiritually upliftingUnNews:Thursday is a dirty whore.

Let us all clap for him because I said so.

Do not pull your pants up just yet. We got a Uncyclopedian of the Month award winner up in here! Give it up for Leverage!

Since there is no winner for the Noob of the Moment, you are all now noobs. There are a couple of long-running nominations, but they are stuck there, like foetuses in suspended animation, and I fear for their souls.

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