User:Kdkat5

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This user is transgender, and has transcended society's definition of gender.
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Poor Attempts at Humor[edit]

This is supposed to be about me?[edit]

I belong more in NYC than anywhere else, but I was really only conceived there. I was forced to spend my childhood in Miami and Central Florida learning how to rip off tourists. New York's just about the only place I feel at home. Right now I'm in hell- I mean.....Wichita, Kansas.

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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
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This user is a New Yorker
The Patriots rule suck!!
(Uncyclopedians from the greatest city ever!)
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.sdrawkcab si resu sihT
!degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN
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This user is a Floridian
"If it's tourist season,
why can't we shoot them?"
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This user enjoys staring at spinning objects. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


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I am an Aspie, and thus a member of the Master Race; bow before my intellectual might, puny neurotypicals! (alternatively, punch them in the face and steal their lunch money)
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This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish.
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This user is Catholic, and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.
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This user is Jewish link.GIF, and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.
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This user is a mutant.
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This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
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This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.
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אױ װײזמיר
Der usernik vant you should shtop bothering dem when dey daven Toyreh, nu?
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I'm on a roof with a rifle

Yeah, I'm a nerd...[edit]

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This user only speaks Joual canadien enough to seduce native Joual canadien speakers .
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I am very good at understanding many different languages, whether I have taken them as classes before or not... It's just a skill I have. Because I already have too many userboxes, I shall just list the languages I know.

I have a basic understanding of Pig Latin, HTML, BASIC, MediaWiki, Klingon, MUDD, Lesbian, bullsh*t, Italian, Spanish, French, Frisian, German, American Sign Language, Elvish, Biblical Hebrew, Old Gaelic, Yiddish, Ladino, Latin, and Arabic.

I have an even more basic (a 2 year old could speak better) understanding of Vietnamese, Japanese, Urdu, Swahili, Russian, Polish, Modern Greek, Israeli Hebrew, Irish Gaelic, and Dutch.

I can write, read, and understand better than I can speak - in most cases. I am a near native speaker in Classical/Ancient Greek, Californian, Canadian, Correct English, and Texan.

I speak Newspeak, Floridian, New Yorker, Politiks, and Kansan fluently. I am forced to speak American English and do so grudgingly only when I must deal with complete idiots.

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This user does not speak American English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all American English speakers.
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