User:Kdkat5

Don't Panic!

Kdkat5 is actually h²g² Researcher {{{1}}}.

This user is transgender, and has transcended society's definition of gender.

Poor Attempts at Humor

• Friends University was my first article. After a lot of deletion of things that were linked to that page--
• I wrote rice pudding, which I am reasonably happy with.
• I have done minor edits to several articles and corrected spelling or grammar (I'm an OCD English major), added a paragraph or three, and included a picture or two in kitten huffing, Kansas, Diabetes, Attention Deficit Disorder, homeless nerds, and Florida.

This is supposed to be about me?

I belong more in NYC than anywhere else, but I was really only conceived there. I was forced to spend my childhood in Miami and Central Florida learning how to rip off tourists. New York's just about the only place I feel at home. Right now I'm in hell- I mean.....Wichita, Kansas.

This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.

This user is a New Yorker … The Mets… I mean the Yankees … suck… I think??? (Uncyclopedians from the greatest city ever!)

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This user is a Floridian "No hablo inglish. U espeaka espanis? You want I cook pollo con arroz? Sientete, ju look tan flaco."

One or more of the authors of this entry was terribly bored. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit... hey, we should go fly kites. That'd be so awesome! We haven't flown kites, since, like, summer. Hey, summer is when birds come out! Birds are so cool.

You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

I am an Aspie, and thus a member of the Master Race; bow before my intellectual might, puny neurotypicals! (alternatively, punch them in the face and steal their lunch money)

This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun , and believes themselves to be Irish .

This user is Catholic, and believes articles become featured through good works, not faith.

This user is , and probably controls Uncyclopedia in some remote way.

This user is a mutant.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This user is an aeroplane, and can be annoying. No offence to pilots.

אױ װײזמיר

Der usernik vant you should shtop bothering dem when dey daven Toyreh, nu?

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I'm on a roof with a rifle

Yeah, I'm a nerd...

ju-X

This user only speaks Joual canadien enough to seduce native Joual canadien speakers .

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I am very good at understanding many different languages, whether I have taken them as classes before or not... It's just a skill I have. Because I already have too many userboxes, I shall just list the languages I know.

I have a basic understanding of Pig Latin, HTML, BASIC, MediaWiki, Klingon, MUDD, Lesbian, bullsh*t, Italian, Spanish, French, Frisian, German, American Sign Language, Elvish, Biblical Hebrew, Old Gaelic, Yiddish, Ladino, Latin, and Arabic.

I have an even more basic (a 2 year old could speak better) understanding of Vietnamese, Japanese, Urdu, Swahili, Russian, Polish, Modern Greek, Israeli Hebrew, Irish Gaelic, and Dutch.

I can write, read, and understand better than I can speak - in most cases. I am a near native speaker in Classical/Ancient Greek, Californian, Canadian, Correct English, and Texan.

I speak Newspeak, Floridian, New Yorker, Politiks, and Kansan fluently. I am forced to speak American English and do so grudgingly only when I must deal with complete idiots.

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This user does not speak American English and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all American English speakers.

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