Poor Attempts at Humor
- Friends University was my first article. After a lot of deletion of things that were linked to that page--
- I wrote rice pudding, which I am reasonably happy with.
- I have done minor edits to several articles and corrected spelling or grammar (I'm an OCD English major), added a paragraph or three, and included a picture or two in kitten huffing, Kansas, Diabetes, Attention Deficit Disorder, homeless nerds, and Florida.
This is supposed to be about me?
I belong more in NYC than anywhere else, but I was really only conceived there. I was forced to spend my childhood in Miami and Central Florida learning how to rip off tourists. New York's just about the only place I feel at home. Right now I'm in hell- I mean.....Wichita, Kansas.
I'm on a roof with a rifle
Yeah, I'm a nerd...
I am very good at understanding many different languages, whether I have taken them as classes before or not... It's just a skill I have. Because I already have too many userboxes, I shall just list the languages I know.
I have a basic understanding of Pig Latin, HTML, BASIC, MediaWiki, Klingon, MUDD, Lesbian, bullsh*t, Italian, Spanish, French, Frisian, German, American Sign Language, Elvish, Biblical Hebrew, Old Gaelic, Yiddish, Ladino, Latin, and Arabic.
I have an even more basic (a 2 year old could speak better) understanding of Vietnamese, Japanese, Urdu, Swahili, Russian, Polish, Modern Greek, Israeli Hebrew, Irish Gaelic, and Dutch.
I can write, read, and understand better than I can speak - in most cases. I am a near native speaker in Classical/Ancient Greek, Californian, Canadian, Correct English, and Texan.
I speak Newspeak, Floridian, New Yorker, Politiks, and Kansan fluently. I am forced to speak American English and do so grudgingly only when I must deal with complete idiots.