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us-1This user is able to contribute with a basic level of American English.
en-4This user speaks English at a near-native level.
Leftswordguy.gif An adventurer is this user! He or she plays Kingdom of Loathing. His/her ID number in the game is #920049.
es-EThis user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school.
This user gots a shovel.
Yes s/he does.
ao-GThis user does not speak AOLer and furthermore believes AOLer to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of AOLer.
Febm.gif This user is a Cake-eating Cave monkey. They have a battle rating of 2.9.
Bush singe.jpg This user, along with Darwin, believes that George Dubya Bush evolved from a monkey.
rh-NThis user is a native speaker of Random Humour.
ns-3This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Newspeak.
la-LThith uther thpeakth Latin with a really thexy lithp.
This user is a member of the Reviewing Committee, because they are self opinionated knowitalls.
enl-0This user does not understand English, but Louder (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
Z1 This user has beaten Zork 1: The Great Underground Empire.
de-0This user does not understand Deutsch (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
US flag.png This user is American
...and a Canadian poser.
(List of American-Canadian posers)
Firefoxlogo.jpg This user prefers to use Mozilla Firefox instead of a brick to break Windows.

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Urban Dead.gif This user looted Caiger Mall

S/he spent 20 Action Points searching.
All s/he found was this lousy template.
Caiger Mall was then attacked and Ransacked by Zombies.

Gun.jpg This user is the sworn nemesis of every last fluffy bunny in existence. You too, smartass.

Evilbug-lalalalala42.jpg This user is of the genus Fuckinous Randomious and has eye beams.
Box9.jpg Knux has declared war on this user. May god have mercy on their soul.
Alanmoore1.jpg This user is a level 13 Wizard. They see the fnords.
This user is Buddhist, and believes that an article can only stop being edited once it has reached Nirvana
GERE For the record, they don't give a damn about Richard Gere.
Autism11.png I an Aspie, and thus a member of The Master Race; bow before my intellectual might, puny neurotypicals! (alternatively punch them in the face and steal their lunch money).
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This user is a member of the Uncyclopedia Departure of Fun.
not zero I have contributed not zero pints points to the Uncyclopedia Folding@home team.
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