User:H4G1D

This user is from wonderful Poland ...and is out to get your teen daughter! (List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia)

⏲️ This user's timezone is UTC+1 (CEST). Their time is currently 19:34. () ⏲️

This user is a Christian (as long as they put a dollar in the box).

This user likes Rap and Hip Hop because it has rhythm and flow, motherfuckas!

This user is Single but is currently stalking someone.

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.

This user surfs the interweb with Opera, but is above petty musicals. Crack on.

This user is an Anti-Communist …and is unabashedly American!

This user is a mediocre amateur wicked good darts player.

This user plays on a PS4 because they probably still can’t get their hands on a PS5.

DIFF M This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.

This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.

This user enjoys painting.

5 This user needs five more minutes! 5

This user is right-handed. In Latin, they would be Dexter.

THIS IS SPARTA!

This user uses Last.fm to share their shitty taste in music with everybody.

This user spends almost ALL DAY LONG on Nonsensopedia.

This user is a genuine troll. Whether that means an internet-troll or a monster-troll is up to you.

There are rumours that this user is Annoying Orange.

Fenris was here.

This user likes number 6.

This user can see what you don't!

This user has his own ancients who will protect him so if you attack him at your own risk!

This user is a L33t H@xx0r and probably uses aimbots or something. Beware or they will kill you again and again and again. And again. Stupid camper.

This user is NOT a fish, or at least thinks so.

This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex.

This user wishes they had a girlfriend, will you go out with them? I wouldn't.

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It's hard to believe but this user gets along with Clippy.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

This user is fucking magical or something.

This user is a fan of FC Barcelona

I am an assassin, and can kill you anywhere you go from in the shadows. Fear me!

This user is a member of The Brotherhood of Users Who Have Never Been Laid.

This user is a member of the Inner Party and is probably watching you.

This user is embarrassed by the Polish national football team.

This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.

This userbox is for people who know. If you wonder what they know, then you probably don't know.

This user enjoys heavy metal music.

This Uncyclopedian has the Need for Speed.

This user listens not only to Polish rap but also to American rap!

This user enjoys drinking beer. They may be afflicted with not giving a fuck, and extreme hangovers.

This user knows the deodorant and lighter trick. Beware!

This user is South Park fan.

Hi im H4G1D the Uncyclopedia user who registered Uncyclopedia in August but the has sclerosis and doesn't remember when. Basically idk did I will edit Uncyclopedia but I very like that wikia! But now im editing the Polish version Nonsensopedia and and it's certain that he is Polish! But I can speak English in 70% and the user page is for me the best what I wrote. You can talk with me in discussion also in Polish version. So sometimes I will here sending some pure nonsense.

My achievements in life

Nothing.