User:Gustavo Chapman 3rd of Normandy/about

Currently: chillin' at IRC. So yeah, I'm Gustav. Well really, I'm Gustavo Chapman 3rd of Normandy, but that's just my official title. If you wanna get picky about names, then you can call me Pope, Alex, H***** P***** (don't call me that one), Popezilla, or uuuuuuuuuungh give it to me (that's what Pat calls me anyways when we study together). FAQ Who are you? I said, I'm Gustav. I'm fairly new here to Uncyclopedia; I've been here for a few monthes but I'm still not exactly well known. I'm an UnNews writer and US correspondant as of December 5, 2006. I want to be your bitch friend. Talk to me if you ever feel so inclined. That's one sweet Google logo on your front page. Yeah, it is. My old userpage sucked so I decided to go with a Google theme. Glad you like it. Wow, this theme sure sucks ass. I think like 4 other users have a Google thing goin' on. Oh ho ho! Next little childrens, Mr. Magic Elf! So you sure claim to have a lot of names. Where do people think you're the pope? Actually, in a magical land called RuneHQ, I was known as Popezilla. Why I didn't use that name here is beyond me. But yeah, they thought I was hilarious. Why I left is beyond me. But they were all really cool and I go visit them in prison from time to time and bring them cookies. I was their pirate captain, too, so I know a thing or two about being a pirate. Probably more than you. I'm in there somewhere. Women I have to beat off with a big stick C*** *o**** (who smells like ass) Condoleeza Rice Gollum Beyonce (not because she's black. wait, i don't run from her. she's actually damn fine. i run from condy because SHE's black, but not beyonce) Your mom Hilary Clinton Meryll Streep (but only cause she was so creepy in that one Manchurian Candidate movie) That one chick from DDR Ultramix 1 where they do the shadowing so weird and she looks like really old and homg i had to turn off my Xbox because she was just that horribly ugly and I just didn't feel like playing.

See the error? You see it? You are sports Okay, this is an interesting little subject. It all started with this one T-shirt that my cross country team made. The back of it was supposed to read "Our sport is your sport's punishment"...you know, how like if you're in football and you get in trouble you take a lap, right? And running is what we do cause we're the cross country team, right? It was supposed to be kinda...well I don't rightly know; I wasn't involved in the process of actually comming up with this phrase. Anyways, so they make the shirts, but they come out saying "Our sport is you're sports punishment", and we all thought it was funny so we started saying "you are sports" (you know, like if you expanded "you're sports" it comes out like "you are sports"...well I thought it was clever at the time). Anyways, that's what it means in case I throw it into some conversation on IRC or while I'm doing... UnNews Audio Like I mentioned before, I began reading for UnNews audio (scroll all the way down that first list of broadcasters...yeah that's my name right above Dawg's) on el cinco de diciembre. (That's the 5th of December for those of you who don't hablas Español) I enjoy it even though my microphone sucks and I still haven't made it a habit to actually read the article before I record it yet. I'm not nearly as good as Zim or anything, but I try anyways. UnNews Audio is really like all I do now...I don't write as many articles or anything. What you can do Give me stuff! Seriously! Give me an award or some kind of recognition for kicking ass! Or just talk to me...it gets kinda lonely over here so if you wanna like go checketh out my talk page, then we can be like the 2nd or 4th best friends in the world, ok? Cool. “Do I make you a little horny?” ~ Mark Foley on a Congressional page “A little.” ~ A Congressional page under Mark Foley “Cool.” ~ Mark Foley on a Congressional page

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