User:Floof404/Geoshea

Geoshea, otherwise known as Geoshea2000, Gabriel Garcia, MYCUN, Fanonmaker, and ToonLinkMinions11, is the young Shinto monk of Japan, PA’s only well-built Japanese temple, a divine manga artist, and a diehard connoisseur of shining Earth intros and Ending Credits. His other home is in the globally admired megapolis, Sinking Spring, which will have its development boosted by Japanese immigrants. Despite the initials SS, Sinking Spring still bans Super Sentai rangers from residing in PA. This is really bad, because G. is a proven kiddy-lover (dude drew CP and sick fetish art - no kidding!) This means if G. is touching some lil’ smokies at the playground, the rangers aren’t there to combat him.

Even worse, Geoshea wants to marry underaged cartoon girls, such as Teodora (Legend Quest), The Little Mermaid, Frankie Foster (Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends) and more.

His Story

The beloved son of a comfort woman and a herbivore man, G.’s mother now regrets pushing that little man outta her fish-scented, poorly maintained Golden Gate.

As a little boy, at a baseball game, G. was given a party by Barney, Drew Pickles, and Frosty the Snowman on Coke, and then he was diagnosed with Autism, Narcissism, not wanting to see wieners, Celiac Disease and everything under the scorching sun. The orgy also plagued G.’s warped mind, as the boy later became a CP mangaka.

He was put in Special Ed, Fat Camp, a gazillion autism therapies, a home-job on Wikia/Fandom and later Discord, Vacation Bible School, and more. As his man gravy duties as a teen, he still couldn’t stop wanking off to the greatest, most original, world-renowned cartoon show of all time, Geo’s World.

Geo’s World, a crudely-animated, MS Paint Speakonia mashup, failed and became defunct in the mid to late 2010’s. The Geo Team, Geo the Creature, Punic Circle, and other GreenyToons failed miserably, and nobody cared as their creators deleted their youtube accounts.

THE MAKING: Geo’s World

G. craftily stole video game music, memes, and then he and his MS Paint disciple - Santed Sailor - teamed up to create a dumpster fire of a show. Geoshea hired a child actor, Bobby (from Bobby’s World), and G. forced him to dance to “Peanut Butter Jelly” OVER 9,000 TIMES!

Other that that, Geo’s World is worse than Dorbies, Lanmao, bootleg Power Rangers, the CCP, Venezuela, North Korea, Chicago, Rapsittie Kids, Reddit, and Butt-Ugly Martians combined. The show had almost no fucking value. He also made Geo the Creature, Geo City, and Geo’s World Racing, but nobody gave a flying Super Saipan turd about it.

The Geo’s World franchise dissolved faster than a sports beverage tablet, so let’s rejoice, it’s Joyce!

THE GRINCH

When G. was grown up and a young “adult”, he actually freaked out in school over a movie, How The Grinch Stole Christmas. Cindy Lou’s loud screams made the little man also scream, throwing desks, punching his behavior therapist, covering his gunk-infested ears, and turning his self-contained ESE haven into a living hellhole.

The Autism Card

Using this “get out of jail free” card, Geoshea craftily uses autism as an excuse to dodge daily life troubles. Whether it’s avoiding his eventual prison break (CP related), stealing scripts from good shows, jacking off to Sesame Street and Greeny Phatom, he was raised like a spoiled prince of animu.

CP Scandal

On the Ficreation Discord, several users uncovered gross drawings that G.’s fine handiwork had crafted. One was a bare-chested Hiro Hamada, Bart giving a Lil’ Dickie pop to another boy! Hiro Hamada (with Homer peeking in), Bernard Bear and Lizard gay zoophilia, and more. Also, most of, if not all of G.’s new profile pics are young girls. He might want body pillows of them to come in. Santa Claus is CUMming to Town.

And, his YouTube channel’s last intros featured underaged girls. He finally deleted his broken condom channel on September 13, 2021.

Now, he’s finally quitting the internet. G. should be deported to Venezuela with Caillou and Homer Simpson, but that didn’t happen. Some young ninja warrior (from rural Japan) will end that MF’s CP and bootleg game career.

Jason VS Geoshea

Jason, actual name Hikari, is a fantastic young Ninja from land of the rising neckbeard. He can walk and run on water, slice off over 9000 CCP agent’s fingers, shape-shift into a hawk, throw and retrieve several Shurikens at once, and more.

When Jason’s single dad, Mr. Nobunaga, warned him of a GreenyToons plague infesting Pennsylvania, USA, he urged Jason to perform the trans-continental jump to America. Jason became a kangaroo, and he jumped straight into Sinking Spring, PA.

Searching for that CP-drawing nobody waning easy, though. Jason relied on a McDonalds for some burgers and fries, because Sinking Spring’s stores were almost all closed and for sale. He had a Katana attack against a colony of Sailor Moon-cosplay neckbeards, all of whom were rabid Greeny Phatom and Geo’s World fans.