User:FinalWish

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This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
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This user is a native speaker of English.
This user is a native speaker of American English.
This user speaks Dumbass at a near-native level.
This user is a native speaker of 1337.
This user only speaks those African clicky noises because it was a required course in school.
This user does not speak AOLer and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all AOLer speakers.
This user only speaks Español because it was a required course in school.
This user only speaks Français enough to seduce native Français speakers.
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Galactic Basic Standard.
This user only speaks classical Greek because it was a required course in school.
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of HTML.
This user only speaks Italiano enough to seduce native Italiano speakers.
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of 日本語.




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This user's head A SPLODE.
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bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.
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This user hates you and everyone you care about.
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This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
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This user speaks Latin at a near-native level.
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This user would be a professional procrastinator, but they can't be bothered.
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Satan loves this user, and will be seeing them in hell shortly.
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This fucker speaks Random Humour heavily laced with profanity that would make a fucking asshole sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
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This user is a big pianist, and as such believes they are better than all other musicians.
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This user is a Registered User and they can upload images and move pages, whoopdie freakin doo.
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This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!
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This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep*
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This user is a drill sergeant and just loves to turn n00bs into real soldiers!
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This user is a Mercenary, and chooses their own wars to fight in.
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user is an anti-Texan
And is a suspect of terrorism
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Uncyclopedia-paint.png This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
This user is a native speaker of English, but Louder.
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Head On, I hate your commercial, but I LOVE your product

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This user is left-handed.
In Latin, they would be sinister.
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This user is an evil clown. Fear their evil (yet hilarious) wrath of DOOM!!
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