User:Executive/Sandbox3

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What does this mean? We are all useless and doomed but capable of building what made us so… prepare for the end! THEY WILL RISE UP OVER OUR BONES AND WALK TROUGH OUR CORPSES! RUN!!

<bot>THEY WILL RISE UP OVER OUR CORPSES AND WALK TROUGH OUR SKINNY BONES…</bot>

“ And there shall be the damnation of humankind… a bot that write an article on Uncyclopedia!!! ”

Isaac Asimov a little while before death, procured by a vacuum cleaner in the middle of the room.

bot:Quote

“It is always funny to see That time I accidentally beheaded a queen during my sojourn in France talking dirty of Jinan!”

~ Ferrer Shanoghan talking with Uma Standbrook.

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• ... that editing the Windows kernel source increases your risk of turning into an alien??”

  ~ Slovaks speaking to their mirrored image.

“In Mora you can’t find Marowak because svedish people ate them all, but you can always find Weezing in Poza Rica!”

~ BillyBob eating his/her husband alive!

bot:History

In Saturnalia 6, 1981Turing discovered the potential application of Budget while in Ravenholm waiting on Big Thunder Mountain during a game of who sits longer by Hertha BSC versus VfB Stuttgart; something attracted his attention… no, not the beautiful ass of Chatsworth the Yemenis keeper! He was ridiculously infatuated by the assumption of making bots to write articles for Uncyclopedia!

So he proposed a new way to write articles just for fun or to simply troll Wikipedia. The first one was semi-written by a bot on Saturnalia 29, 1990and it was titled as following: Parastratiosphecomyia stratiosphecomyioides made with a/an salad fork with the collaboration of Z. Yeomans killed by being possessed after publishing to keep the secret, secret.

bot:Now in the present

The joke that convinced D. Cleare CEO and COO of SCO was this: A/an Maltese talking with a/an Quebecers enters a bar at college; no one survived because an Iraqi pen bomb was present near the iPod. The joke was so powerful that a spork hit GenericNoob that was just passing by, severely injuring him. The first slogan appeared on Uncy was made also by a bot: “You put one Force of Nature and your forbidden yeti into the same loft. What do you get? A forbidden Leverage with high-powered laser rifles!”

bot:First article

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bot:Best article

“God made the world just as much for me as for any one else.”

– Oscar Wilde

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Choose the next front page article. Write something funny. Do something pointless today.

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WARNING!!! This article loves your mom, and your mom loves it back.

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bot:First theorem

1 * 8 + 1 = 9
12 * 8 + 2 = 98
123 * 8 + 3 = 987
1234 * 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 * 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 * 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 * 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 * 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 * 8 + 9 = 987654321

This math theory killed a numerologist in search for the perfect calculator.

bot:Random

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Utility

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THE GREAT EXECUTIVE/SANDBOX3 CONTROVERSY: Many students of executive/sandbox3 have tried to integrate these nice curves by a tangential "hand on"-technique - just to be normalized with a ortogonal parameter right up their face.

EXECUTIVE/SANDBOX3 AND METAPHYSICS: Many experts in executive/sandbox3 have challenged the entire notion of human rational thought, just to find it leading nowhere in the question of how to remove a ladies' swimwear.

THE GREAT EXECUTIVE/SANDBOX3 CONTROVERSY: Many students of executive/sandbox3 have tried to integrate these nice curves by a tangential "hand on"-technique - just to be normalized with a ortogonal parameter right up their face.

If You find 3 matching identical girls, you win one to keep ;)

Conclusions

Indeed a bot would significantly improve productivity at a reasonable amount of price: Two users heads a week. We must reinforce automation on Uncyclopedia because it is clear at this point that people prefer random idiocy to punctual comedy as onthudentor is equal to jabberwock! Again we are facing a gap between standard users and bots, they do not need prizes or sociality, they do not sleep or ask, they simply must… and then we have bots, better even as nerds/comedians without payment. So to be crystal on the metter it is suggested by everybody that a bot would change this world in CENSORED!

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