This article is a complete, irredeemable glass orb. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, models at the kneecap, and is an unfunny dog wanker. If you attempt to tear this, you will most peevishly graphitize yourself. Or the submitter will neuter your liger!!!!!!
This article is obviously created by someone who is Fucking Rad, which makes this article totally sweet. And awesome.
If you don't shut the fuck up this could happen to you.