IT IS unOFFICIAL! Zombiebaron has written the best article and won the contest!

Username	Entry	Comment
Flyingbird	User:Flyingbird/Banana_Sucking	Maybe nonsensical enough?
Zombiebaron	User:Zombiebaron/wip/UnBooks:Uncyclopedia Owner's Manual	A copy of the 2013 edition of the Uncyclopedia Owner's Manual
IFYMB!	User:IFYMB!/UnScripts:The Treaty of Minaj-Black	Fun, fun, fun, fun.
Zana Dark	UnNews:Dave Mustaine is running for president	I wish I lived in Zimbabwe.
Simsilikesims	User:Simsilikesims/Praise songs	This is why people don't write intellectual material about praise songs.
RAHB	User:RAHB/Water store	I was so excited to finally get a proper idea that I'm posting this well before it's even near finished.
Leverage	User:Leverage/Unscripts:Man Struggles to Explain Anal Sex to Son	Throwing my hat in the ring. And when I say ring -

Best Noob Article

A category for noobs (users who have been on Uncyclopedia for three months or less).

Username	Entry	Comment
RedHot	User:RedHot/UnReviews:My Dinner	Just finished, may need ~~more work~~ dessert.
Tmchale	User:Tmchale/Searching for Topological Degeneracy in the Hubbard Model with Quantum Monte Carlo	if you don't know what this means, you're probably stupid.
User:TheMillionRabbit	User:TheMillionRabbit/Hold Your Wii For A Wee contest	I wouldn't participate!

Best Rewrite

For articles which are rewrites of existing articles.

IFYMB!	User:IFYMB!/Opposite Day	niw ot gniog na I
Tmchale	User:Tmchale/Ludwig Wittgenstein	still twerkin' on it
Zana Dark	User:Zana Dark/disturbed	I'm rewriting the article Industrial Metal.

Best Potatochop

A category for the most humorous image made using image editing software such as Photoshop. Images can be uploaded here.

Username	Picture	Comment
Zana Dark		(boat not included)
Zombiebaron		The Last Unicorn In Vinnitsa (For some reason if the image is viewed at any size other than fullsize it gets really dark)
TheMillionRabbit		CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU HAVE EPILEPSY!
Tmchale		One of Hemingway's more tasteless novels, it was not well received by the critics.
Dexter111344		This is an old photo my grandfather took during the Gulf War. He scribbled help on it and wrote on the back that he was seeing ghosts. He died lol.

Best T-Shirt Design

A category for the most humorous t-shirt design made using image editing software such as Photoshop. Images should be uploaded here (you must upload only the design itself, and we'll put it on a t-shirt for the judges.) All entries must meet certain specifications to be accepted into this category: The file type must be .PNG, have a resolution of at least 200-300 DPI or PPI, and must be no larger than 10 megabytes in size. The image's background must be transparent and to fit on a t-shirt the design should be at least 1,800 pixels high by 1,600 pixels wide.

Username	Picture	Comment
Flyingbird		A banana each day keeps worries away
Saixscythe		Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick you if you delete this!
Zombiebaron		What Would Zombiebaron Do?
Tmchale		I would so wear this shirt
Leverage		True story.
TheMillionRabbit		CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE EPILEPSY!!!
Zana Dark		I suggest either white or grey t-shirts for the underprinting.
IFYMB!		MS Paint. Just cause I can.