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This is a userpage to be added to later. Oh! Hi some anonymous person surfing uncyclopedia. Wait... You didn't bother to register! Was it because you thought it was a waste of time? Of course! That's why you're anonymous! Welcome to my Userpage! Here is the number of people who have visited my userpage:

107 Userboxes/Templates

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This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than themselves.

This user finished Hypercube. But in a parallel universe, they didn't. Weird, huh? :B

official

This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.

official

This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

(Or tries to be)

en-N

This user is a native speaker of English.

en-N

Or am I?

LV-1	This user considers themselves a n00b gamer and so probably doesn't know what 'noob' means.

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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

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LV-2	This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.

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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

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LV-3	This user considers themself an advanced gamer and so probably lost their job recently.

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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

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LV-4	This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.

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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

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LV-5	This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.

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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

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DIFF E

This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available as winning makes them feel good about themselves.

DIFF M

This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.

DIFF H

This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too! Git Gud everyone!

This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.

typo-0

This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

typo-1

This use ris able to contribute with a babsic levle of Typo.

typo-2

This usre si able to contriubte wuth a n inermideate level fo Tpyo

typo-3

Thsi suer is albe ot cnotribute wiht na advandec leve lof Typo.

[{Typo|4}}

typo-4

Htis user sepaks Typo at a naer0native levle.

typo-A

Yuo mihgt not eb abel to udnerstand thsi user becuaies they speka Typo wiht an extermeyl htick acecnt.

typo-E

Thissuer onyl speakss Typo becuase ti was a require d cousre ni shcool.

typo-F

This uesr got na F in Tpyo adn likes their natiev lagnuage bettew (if they ahve one).

typo-G

This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.

typo-L

tHiht uhtwr thpaekth Tyop wiht a raelyl htexy lihtp.

typo-N

Tihs suser is s anative spealer fo Typo.

typo-P

Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy.

typo-X

This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers.

This is not cheesecake.

What is this? This article's subject is not cheesecake. You can help Uncyclopedia by making this article about cheesecake.

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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

ABYSS

This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

ABYSS

Or did I?I think I did. Maybe I didn't.

AA!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!

AA!

A x2

This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue -infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.

A x2

ABYSS

This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

ABYSS

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

ABYSS

This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

ABYSS

ABYSS x?,???

This user IS The Abyss.

ABYSS x?,???

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

TA

This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.

TA

TA

This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures on Uncyclopedia.

TA

TA

This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.

TA

something around 4

This user has written something around 4 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

something around 4

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

This user is right-handed.

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In Latin, they would be Dexter.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

This user's IQ is over a number.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

This user's IQ is over 98.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?

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This user is POOR, has never passed GO, and never collected $200.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

RENT

This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666.

RENT

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

RENT

This space for rent. Lube available. Call 1-800-666-6666.

RENT

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

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This space for rent.

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Woof!

Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!

Woof!

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

ABYSS

This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.

ABYSS

Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!

Meow!

Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!

Meow!

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

This mathematical user loves pi

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This user likes to use userboxes.

usbx

		This page has too many templates. And I'm not helping. Please eliminate a couple.

Okay. I have lots of templates and want even more.

usbx

This user likes to use userboxes.

usbx

Okay. I don't have many templates and don't want any of them.

Usb!

No, really!

Usb!

		This page has too many templates. And I'm not helping. Please eliminate a couple.

And, I need more templates.

USB!!!!!11

NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!

USB!!!!!11

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Though parts of it may include decent ideas, without sticking to one of them the whole goes nowhere. Please amend this before someone makes amends another way. If this page is not fixed in 30 days, it may become a candidate for deletion.

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I'M CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!

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Oh, forget it.

RRRRING!

Doop a-doop a-loop

BOOM, BOOM

Doop a-loop a-loop

BOOM, BOOM

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

Doop doop a-loop doloop

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

Good Night!

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RRRRING!

Doop a-doop a-loop

BOOM, BOOM

Doop a-loop a-loop

BOOM, BOOM

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

Doop doop a-loop doloop

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

Good Night!

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RRRRING!

Doop a-doop a-loop

BOOM, BOOM

Doop a-loop a-loop

BOOM, BOOM

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

Doop doop a-loop doloop

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

GOOD NIGHT!

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RRRRING!

Doop a-doop a-loop

BOOM, BOOM

Doop a-loop a-loop

BOOM, BOOM

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

Doop doop a-loop doloop

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

GOOD NIGHT FOR GOD's sake!

		This page has too many templates. And I'm not helping. Please eliminate a couple.

This article appears to lack a unifying concept or idea.

Though parts of it may include decent ideas, without sticking to one of them the whole goes nowhere. Please amend this before someone makes amends another way. If this page is not fixed in 30 days, it may become a candidate for deletion.

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RRRRING!

Doop a-doop a-loop

BOOM, BOOM

Doop a-loop a-loop

BOOM, BOOM

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

Doop doop a-loop doloop

This user likes to use redundant userboxes.

		This page has too many templates. And I'm not helping. Please eliminate a couple.

This article appears to lack a unifying concept or idea.

Though parts of it may include decent ideas, without sticking to one of them the whole goes nowhere. Please amend this before someone makes amends another way. If this page is not fixed in 30 days, it may become a candidate for deletion.

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Finally.



RRRRING! Oh, forget it.

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This is a game link where you try not to click links. Then, there is Grueslayer, a game where you try not to save grues. ch2 ch3 ch4 now

I betcha you can't Count to a million!

My Pages

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My signature.

A test page with censoring and My Signature and a lot of Blankism.

Why you should not click any links.

A conversation between me and Captain obvious.

Some Text Art. Feel free to add to it!

My Sandbox.

Something I made for making numbers.

Questions to ask my adopter, Mr. Monkey.

Welcome!

Pages I am working on: The Tribes of the internet

Templates

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archive

Userboxes I have created

ALERT: Do NOT help yourselves to the Userboxes below. They aren't official!

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ALERT: Do NOT help yourselves to the Userboxes below! These must be earned!

Gullible

This user is really gullible!

Gullible

10

This user has got all the way to 10 in Citation Needed's Joke series. Applaud!

10

Help yourself to these!

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