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This user is a member of the League of Benson, and therefore admits that Benson is better than themselves.
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This user finished Hypercube. But in a parallel universe, they didn't. Weird, huh? :B
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This user is official. They get all their user boxes from here.
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This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.
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(Or tries to be)

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This user is a native speaker of English.
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Or am I?[citation needed]

LV-1 This user considers themselves a n00b gamer and so probably doesn't know what 'noob' means.
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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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LV-2 This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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LV-3 This user considers him/herself an advanced gamer and so probably lost his/her job recently.
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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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LV-4 This user considers him/herself an expert gamer and so begs borrows or steals just enough money to pay for their electricity.
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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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LV-5 This user considers him/herself a professional gamer and so has the worlds highest scores but no job, money, friends or place to live.
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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
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DIFF E This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available as winning makes them feel good about themselves.
DIFF M This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.
DIFF H This user plays Video Games on the highest difficulty available because they like to get the most out of their games and thinks you should too! Git Gud everyone!
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This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
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This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
This use ris able to contribute with a babsic levle of Typo.
This usre si able to contriubte wuth a n inermideate level fo Tpyo
Thsi suer is albe ot cnotribute wiht na advandec leve lof typoo.

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Htis user sepaks typO at a naer0native levle.
This user hast no knowledge of Typo and dost refuseth to converse with thou Typo enthusiasts
Thissuer onyl speakss tYpo becuase ti was a require d cousre ni shcool.
This user shit! Shit poop! has Tourette's so they completely Fuck! understand Typo.
This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes it to be an embarassment to language. This user desires the genocide of all Typo speakers.
tHiht uhter thpaekth Tpyo wiht araelly htexy lihtp.
Tihs suser is s anative spealer fo Typpo.
Tihs f****r spekas Typo ehavily laced wirh profanitt taht woudl amke a f*****g a*****e salior bluhs form all teh g******d balshpemy.
This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers.
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This is not cheesecake.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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ABYSS
This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
ABYSS

Or did I?[citation needed]I think I did. Maybe I didn't.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA!!!
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This user is lucky to have survived going through the Grue-infested pit we call The Abyss more than once.
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ABYSS
This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
ABYSS
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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ABYSS
This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
ABYSS
ABYSS x?,???
This user IS The Abyss.
ABYSS x?,???
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
This user believes there are too many crappy text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
This user believes that you can never have too many text adventures on Uncyclopedia.
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This user has written something around 4 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
something around 4
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user is right-handed.
In Latin, they would be Dexter.
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This user's IQ is over a number.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user's IQ is over 98.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This user is POOR,
has never passed GO,
and never collected $200.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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RENT
This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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RENT
This space for rent.
Lube available.
Call 1-800-666-6666.
RENT
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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This space for rent.
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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Woof! Woof! Woof! Ruff! Ruff Ruff! Arf! Arf!
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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ABYSS
This user has survived the wretched dark place we call The Abyss.
ABYSS
Bottlenose dolphin
Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!
Bottlenose dolphin
Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow meow meow! MEOW!
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This page has too many templates.
You're not helping. Please eliminate some.

Okay. I have lots of templates and want even more.

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This user likes to use userboxes.
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This page does not have enough templates.

Okay. I don't have many templates and don't want any of them.

Usb!
No, really!
Usb!
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You're not helping. Please eliminate some.

And, I need more templates.

USB!!!!!11
NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!
USB!!!!!11
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I'M CONFUSED!!!!!!!!!!

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Oh, forget it.

RRRRING!

Doop a-doop a-loop

BOOM, BOOM

Doop a-loop a-loop

BOOM, BOOM

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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
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Doop doop a-loop doloop

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Good Night!

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RRRRING!

Doop a-doop a-loop

BOOM, BOOM

Doop a-loop a-loop

BOOM, BOOM

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Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
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Doop doop a-loop doloop

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Good Night!

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RRRRING!

Doop a-doop a-loop

BOOM, BOOM

Doop a-loop a-loop

BOOM, BOOM

253951 photo.gif
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
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Doop doop a-loop doloop

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GOOD NIGHT!

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RRRRING!

Doop a-doop a-loop

BOOM, BOOM

Doop a-loop a-loop

BOOM, BOOM

253951 photo.gif
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
253951 photo.gif

Doop doop a-loop doloop

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GOOD NIGHT FOR GOD's sake!

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RRRRING!

Doop a-doop a-loop

BOOM, BOOM

Doop a-loop a-loop

BOOM, BOOM

253951 photo.gif
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring....BANANAPHONE!!!!
253951 photo.gif
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This user likes to use redundant userboxes.
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Doop doop a-loop doloop

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Finally.



RRRRING! Oh, forget it.

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Help yourself to these!

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