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Day 1: A userbox discussion.[edit | edit source]
“Well, that was obvious.”
“Hey, I absolutely didn't write about redundancy!”
“Nobody cares!”
“I care!”
“I do not!”
“That has nothing to do with nothing!”
“And thus, that has everything to do with everything!”
“Where am I?”
“What are you doing in here, Captian Oblivious?”
“I'm Captain Oblivious?”
“Yes.”
“The following template was added by Citation Needed”
“Why did you say that?”
“Say what?”
“Not you, Captain Oblivious. You, Captain Obvious”
“I'm Captain Oblivious?”
“YOU ARE!”
“WIKIPEDIA!”
“WTF!?”
“Dot com!”
“CUT!”
Day 2: DOT COM[edit | edit source]
“I am Captain Obvious!”
“Duh. DOT COM”
“DOT COM You DOT COM said DOT COM "DOT COM" DOT COM”
“No DOT COM I didn't. DOT COM Stop saying DOT COM "DOT COM"”