User:Bradaphraser/awards
Awards that I so totally deserve[edit | edit source]
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Reskin Ninjastar For Houyhnhnm wisdom. –Rcmurphy
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Sucker for Punishment I award you a sharp, pointy sucker for all the abuse you have withstood here. Lesser users would have fled crying, but you just stand there with a goofy smile on your face. You are a role-model for crash-test dummies everywhere. I bow to your greatness. –Sir Famine
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CONGRATULATIONS!
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So now: Surrender your soul!!! |
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This user has recieved a Zombie slave from Zombiebaron for obviously doing something to impress him. Zombieminions must be fed thrice daily on brains or cheese and can be expected to serve you like a slave. |
Apparently you are "notable". Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.
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ZoMg!! You are too LEET to be 1337!!! |
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This is the highest writing award I offer... Treasure it like you would your own children... By kicking it around and telling it you don't love it... |
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THIS USER VOTES WISELY They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them. |
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The Magical Eight-Days Gestating Bear Award The Magical Eight-Days Gestating Bear |
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LinkTGF has awarded you the exquisite Dave Mustaine Award of Excellence |
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On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! |
| Alia's Really Cool Shoes BRAD i dont care if you dont like the pic!...... I clicked them together three times but nothing happened! I'm still stuck in La-La Land watching midgets dance and sing. But, I'm happy because i have these really cool shoes, and that is a good thing, because i want you to know, that just like my shoes, you are really cool too....isn't that great!---Lady Alia Kenobi |
 The World's Tiniest String Quartet. |
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"You rock!" ...and are NOT a smeg head Thanks for supporting me as an admin. I hope I can live up to the huge expectorations of Uncyclopedia and UnNews.
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THIS USER VOTES WISELY They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them. |
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Tayor has decided to grace you with her presence. She likes kittens, and apparently you too. Yay!! Now hear these words of wisdom, and good bye. |
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Job Well Dude… Your rug really tied this room together. Thanks. |
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Plate of cornbread!!! Sir Cornbread has done awarded you a whole plate of cornbread fo shizzle! You should feel really special. Now, go get some pork chops and fried chicken, and have yo' self a nice home cooked meal. --Sir Cornbread |
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Acid likes you. Be thrilled. Now go make him a sandwich. |
(I consider it an honor to be important enough to be roasted by the Uncyclopedia admins... and SO SHOULD YOU!
BOW BEFORE MY GREATNESS!)
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