User:Atomic Disturbance/OldTalk

To the Past!

Hi, It's Atomic Disturbance, I'm not in right now so you can leave a message after the beep. If it's important you could call me on my cellphone, but I doubt it is, so I'm not even going to bother with giving you my number. Anyhow, I hope you're not in a hurry to leave a message because I can talk all day long here. And what's really funny is that, heck I don't know, I really actually want you to leave me a message. And I'm pushing you away! What's wrong with me? I should get in touch with Dr - oh shit, I forgot to feed my cat, got to go. -- 21:00, 1 August 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for voting!

	WILSON!! WIILLSOOONN!! Hey, there he is! Anyways, The Led Balloon would like to thank you for voting on UnBooks:The Castaway.
	When you get on the raft, don't forget to bring...... Oh, never mind...

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:30, Aug 29, 2007

Thwack!! I mean, uh, thanks!

	The Led Balloon humbly thanks you for reading and voting on UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development.
	Remember, it's for their own damn good!

P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:45, Sep 2, 2007

Uh

I didn't want to mess up your fancy userpage so I though I'd put this here

Nominated User Page of the Month                               Presented By His Holiness, the Dali Llama This user page has been nominated for User Page of the Month—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite users at Uncyclopedia:User Page of the Month.

The Non-Official User Page of the Month Award Presented By His Holiness The Dali Llama October 2007

Congrats - - UnIdiot | | Talk | Contribs - 23:59, Oct 15

2008 Olympics, here we come!!!

CONGRATULATIONS!!! You have won a raffle for tickets to

THE DRUNK OLYMPICS!!!
Of course, when we did the raffle we were drunk, and all the other tickets except yours were spilled and blown away, but still! Congrats!

Woooo! Thanks for voting! :) --THE 00:50, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

A Message Just for You

Warning:

You were whored once by an evil man who has gone from the dark side to the side of goodness. He has ended his whoring ways. he has crawled out of his swamp of depression. He has taken up golf and fishing. He has shaved his face. He has taken a shower. He has eaten breakfast. He has put on a white suit. He has gone back to work. He has gotten engaged. He has taken away the hot picture that used to be here. This template replaces the evil whoring he once did. He is sorry. This message was paid for with positive energy and love

--Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 19:26, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Don't listen to a word he says--Æ 20:02, 10 December 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch 12:57, 24 December 2007 (UTC)