User:AmiFutami

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You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.


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This user is fae Bonnie Scotland and'll shove yer granny aff a bus if she's no made tiffin
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& is working on their Lenin mustache! ☭
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Ya might nawt bea abewl two oondarstawnd diz youwzer whewn theiz spewkeeng therr meint cauz thei zpeekz wiz aw vewrie theeck acksint.
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WELCOME TO MY PAAAGE!!

To hear me bang on about how much better I am than <insert name here>, press 1.

To give me pie, press 2.

To plead your case (I know you did it!), press 3.

To see if there's any servant fart monkey job oppertunities, press 4.

To suck up to me, press 5.

Thank you for calling, you idiot you wondeful person.


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Hello. I'm AmiFutami, and I like cake. And the internet. Please excuse me while I go and eat cake. Byebye. AmiFutami 21:55, 13 February 2009 (UTC)