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“180 is a number”
– Captain Obvious on 180
“Who is this motherfucker and why should I give a damn?”
– Samuel L. Jackson on 180
“This article blows more than Clay Aiken in a gay bar!”
– Oscar Wilde on 180
What is 180?[edit | edit source]
What Experts Believe[edit | edit source]
Most experts believe 180 is a deadly virus that will destroy the moon in the year 2376. This will cause Evil World Dictator, Oprah Winfrey and her minions of DOOM, to asplode. Soon after the world be consumed by fat people and the letter H. Some don't agree with this theory. But don't be fooled. It's only a matter of time.
What people who aren't experts believe[edit | edit source]
Another theory is that 180 is actually a person. This person could be anyone. EVEN YOU!
What people like you believe[edit | edit source]
Here are a few more things that 180 is also believed to be:
- Anything
- Your mom
- Bob Barker
- Elmo
- Mr. Rogers
- Bat fuck insane
- Bill Gates
- Shit music
- Nothing
- Everything
- Oscar Wilde
- Oatmeal
- That guy on the oatmeal box
- Uncyclopedia
- Santa
- Jimbo Wales
- That ugly ass shirt you're wearing
Things 180 is not[edit | edit source]
It has been scientifically proven that 180 is not any of the following
- GOD
- Chuck Norris
- Me
- Rosie O'Donnell
- This guy
- Jesus
- Television
- <insert name here>